This is a transcript for the episode Yambot.
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(The episode begins with Motato talking on the phone, beside him is a Suitcase and Two Radishes are on the other side of him)
Motato: (on phone) Hello, yes, this is Motato. The supervillain. Yes you have a wonderful day too, Ta-Ta (throws his phone on the ground) Ugh my flight to Bramuta has been cancelled!
Radish B: Sorry, Boss, I know you were looking forward to a Break.
Motato: Oh, I will have a Vacation, by any means necessary (puts on his Sunglasses and laughs, cut to Outside the House, Motato is wearing sunglasses while sitting on a Lawn Chair while the two Radishes Fan him while music is playing from the Stereo) Who needs an island? I've got everything I need, right here.
Bacon Bill: (O.S.) Baconball!
(Bill jumps from the top of the Fountain into the Koi Pond splashing Motato, then Bill approaches him) Hey, Tater-Skins. Can I borrow your Towel?
Motato: Radishes, pack up. This won't work.
(Dissolve to Ichabeezer's Mansion, and Ichabeezer is playing his Piano until he hears a Timer ding)
Ichabeezer: Cookies are ready! (laughs) Take over for me, Rooney (he hops off the Piano Bench as Rooney gets on the Bench) I'm gonna go eat a Cookie on my Lawn! (as Rooney plays the Piano, Ichabeezer walks outside the Mansion holding a Cookie) Perfect Cookie, a Perfect Morning, a Perfect Lawn (he gasps as he sees Motato on the Lawn Chair as the Radishes fan him) That someone is on! (Rooney barks as he comes beside Ichabeezer)
Motato: Ah, it's quiet, not close to water, and there's a wonderful view of the Ceiling Fan (Ichabeezer then approaches him sternly) Oh, good day to you, sir.
Ichabeezer: Same to you and GET OFF MY LAWN!
Motato: I will not pack up again, this is my chosen vacation spot.
Ichabeezer: (irrated) Nobody vacations on my Lawn! And don't tell me even Villains need a Break
(Music starts)
Motato: As a matter of fact. With so much on our plate
(singing) Even villains need a break!
Even villains need a break
A super-villain break
A little vacation
Some tropic destination
Some rest and relaxation
From the havoc that we Supervillain make
I've got to get away
Leave without delay
I'd be more than willing
To be a full-time villain
But it's time to some chillin' yo
To laugh and dance and play
Being sinister's exhausting
I'm tired as a dog
I need a rest to feel my best
And do a better job
Of world domination
Not an easy task
To be a fiend is tiring
And I'm running out of gas
A nice trip I will make
An ocean or a lake
A pleasant little scene
A place that is serene
A pause in being mean
Cause even villains need a break
(song ends as Ichabeezer glares at him)
Motato: Sound good? Lovely?
Ichabeezer: You're trespassing--
Motato: I'm a Supervillain.
Ichabeezer: You're Rude.
Motato: Again, Supervillain (he takes out a Carton of Milk and drinks from it)
Ichabeezer: (he walks to his front door but turns to Motato) You're gonna get off my Lawn!
Motato: I doubt it, because I am a-- (before he can finish, Ichabeezer goes inside shutting his doors)
Ichabeezer: Supervillain? And he's rude to me. We'll see how he likes it when I'm rude right back (he goes to his Bookshelf, he pulls out "Of Rice and Men" then throws it away, then the Space Textbook, then throws it away too) Ah, where is it (he pulls out a Phone Book and looks through it) Ah, here we go, a Big Book of Supervillains (he goes to his desk)Supervillainy Let's see, the Cornnado, the Salad Squat, oh Here we go, Yambot, the Best Supervillain ever! I'll hire him to get my Revenge on Motato (he pulls out his Cellphone, scene changes to the Doorbell ringing and Ichabeezer answers it) I don't care if he is a Villain, I admire his punctuality (he opens the door and Pa Grape is with Yambot, a Magenta Cyborg Yam that's a Robot, with Blue eyes and long spiky white hair with and a brown streak. He sports a cybernetic suit with a belt with the emblem "Y" and robotic left eye)
Pa Grape: (to Ichabeezer) Does this guy belong to you?
Yambot: Hello, I am Yambot, are you Ich-(stammers)-abeezer?
Pa Grape: He's been wandering around town asking everyone.
Ichabeezer: Yup, he's with me. He's here to help me get back at Motato.
Yambot: (walks into the Mansion) Whoo (laughs) A Mansion, you didn't tell me you had a Mansion, this place is Amaz-(stammers)-ing.
Ichabeezer: (to Yambot) Be Careful in There! (to Pa Grape) Anything else I can help you with?
Pa Grape: You know, hurting someone because they hurt you doesn't make it right.
Ichabeezer: Yeah yeah thanks, Grape (he shuts his doors)
Yambot: (he plyas the Piano) I'm a Regular Bet-(stammers)-hoven, would you say?
Ichabeezer: Son, you're just making noise.
Yambot: But watch this, suit, learn (stammers) Piano
Yambot's Suit: Mozart Mode Activated.
(Yambot then plays Piano Sonata In C on the Piano again)
Yambot: Isn't this suit incredible? It can do a-(stammers)-nything
Ichabeezer: I don't need a Piano Player, I need you to get rid of Motato. He won't leave!
Yambot: (hops off the Piano Bench) Oh Ple-(stammers)ase, lemme do my thing! And then we'll discuss payments for service is rendered o-(stammers)-kay, Bazy?
Ichabeezer: I don't like Nicknames.
Yambot: Noted (stammers) Suit, delete charming Nicknames!
Yambot's Suit: Deleting Beezie, Ichabeezie, Lil Ichabeez, Mr. Rich, Ichi, Ichimoo, Ichicha-cha.
Ichabeezer: Thank you.
(Sparks then come out of Yambot's Suit)
Yambot's Suit: Alert (x2)
Yambot: D-(stammers)-on't Do That!
Ichabeezer: Do what?
Yambot: Say "Thank You", it's t-(stammers)-oo kind, my suit now run on Supervillainy.
Ichabeezer: Okay.
Yambot: (stammers while confronting Motato) Motato.
Motato: (takes off his sunglasses) Yambot, what are you doing here?
Yambot: I'm here to get you off this lawn!
Motato: Well, we must (x2) I'm sure it won't take long (he jumps off the Lawn Chair and pulls out a Lobster) I'm here to smack you with this Lobster!
Yambot: You start with a Lobster? Oh I admire (stammers) your style! (he pulls out a Big Fish)
Yambot's Suit: Activating Defense Mode.
Yambot: You know how this is gonna end? (he whips around the fish, Motato screams while charging towards Yambot but Yambot knocks the Lobster out of Motato's hands with the Fish and the Lobster crawls away) Is this really how you wanna spend your time off?
Motato: (gulps) Oh, cheddar biscuits.
Yambot: (to Ichabeezer) Would you like to do the Honors?
Ichabeezer: (to Motato while Smiling) Get off my Lawn!
Motato: Okay, I'm going (x2)
(Rooney barks as Motato and his Radishes leave Ichabeezer's Front Lawn with their stuff, dissolve to Ichabeezer and Yambot walking back inside)
Ichabeezer: Thanks for your help, Yambot.
Yambot: Oh, my Pleasure, (stammers) It's always good to see new friends. Now onto the discussion of payment, how does a week sound?
Ichabeezer: A week of what?
Yambot: A full week stay at the castle of Ichabeezer.
Ichabeezer: You can't stay at my house!
Yambot: Well, the way I see it, I solved your problem, and I like your dibs here, so your house is my house!
Ichabeezer: Maybe you could stay for, you know, a little bit.
Yambot: Smart move, amigo.
(Cue Montage as Funk Music starts and Ichabeezer is unhappy to see Yambot draw a Mustache on the Picture frame of him with a Permanent Marker, as Ichabeezer is reading the Space Textbook on the Couch, Yambot places a Stack of Books in the Middle of the Couch, Yambot sits down, takes a Book, opens it up, then immediately throws it in the Green Trash Bin, he does this to all of those books, while Ichabeezer gives him a Stressed look, as Ichabeezer is watching a Corn playing Golf on TV, Ichabeezer breaks his Vase with a Golf Club in front of Rooney, then Yambot is going in circles on the Go-Go Mover, then Ichabeezer confronts him)
Yambot: Oh, I'll be right with you, Rooney. I'll just need some donuts first.
Ichabeezer: I just came from the Kitchen.
Yambot: Did you clean it up? I made me a real mess in there.
Ichabeezer: Young man, it looks like the Fridge exploded.
Yambot: Well, in my defense, I have never made (stammers) Burritos before.
Ichabeezer: What do you have to say for yourself?
Yambot: Well I'm a Supervillain, if you don't like it you can leave.
Ichabeezer: (shouts) This is my House.
Yambot: (gets off the Segway) I've been meaning to talk to you about that (Woops while stammering) They're here (walks to the door) I invited some Bunnies to come live here.
Ichabeezer: Yeah But you're only here for a week.
Yambot: (reaches the door then turns to Ichabeezer) Say, but now I've had a thought about that, my thought is, this house is mine now (he opens the door and as Lighting Strikes, there are two Robot Marshmallow Minions at the door, Rooney snarls at them) These are my friends!
(As the Marshmallow make noise, AKA their language, they don't speak like Humans but rather, Chatter unintelligently, Rooney snarls again, then whimpers and hides behind Ichabeezer, then the Marshmallows laugh at each other)
Yambot: Oh, I got no clue what that language was. But I can't get enough of it!
Marshamllow: Ba-Bello!
Yambot: (laughs) Hilarious! (to Ichabeezer) So as I was saying, I'm making this my base of operation, so please leave!
Ichabeezer: Can I pack some stuff?
Yambot: (walking Ichabeezer to the door) Oh, it's my stuff now! So, no! (he kicks Ichabeezer out of his Mansion and it's nighttime)
Ichabeezer: (starting to walk away from his House) Kicked out of my own House. Pa Grape was right. I wanted to get even and I only made it worse.
Yambot: (opens the door and Ichabeezer stops and turns to him) Ichabeezer, wait. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there is one last thing (the Marshmallows join Yambot beside him) and I hope it doesn't seem to rude, but GET OFF MY LAWN!
(The Marshmallow laughs then he nudges the other Marshmallow and he laughs too, as both Marshmallows laugh, Ichabeezer walks to Pa Grape's Store, Pa Grape is wiping the counter and an upset Ichabeezer approaches him)
Ichabeezer: Yambot kicked me out of my own house! You were right, just because someone hurt me doesn't mean i should hurt them back.
Pa Grape: Exactly, 1st Peter 9 says "Not to repay evil with evil".
Ichabeezer: But I didn't know what else to try!
Pa Grape: Even when people are mean to us, we can be kind to them.
Ichabeezer: I don't follow.
Pa Grape: Did you call LarryBoy?
Ichabeezer: Should I?
Pa Grape: Certainly! He loves to Right Wrongs (he pulls out his Cellphone, turns it on and hands it to Ichabeezer)
(Outside Pa Grape's Store, Pa Grape and Ichabeezer see LarryBoy driving the LarryMobile to he store, he stops in front of the store and Ichabeezer gets inside)
Ichabeezer: Thanks for coming!
LarryBoy: My pleasure! Now what monstrous villain has taken your home?
Ichabeezer: A nasty one named Yambot.
LarryBoy: (his Smile disappears and he stops his Mobile) You invited Yambot to your house?
Ichabeezer: We have to think of something!
LarryBoy: Do you know if he has any weakness?
Ichabeezer: For starters, he's terrible at cleaning up for himself.
(Scene changes to Yambot siting at ichabeezer's Desk and Four Marshmallow Minions are in front of the Desk)
Yambot: You know, I really Yam the greatness (laughs) The Pun was most vividly immedley.
(The Marshmallows Laugh, then LarryBoy and Ichabeezer enter the Mansion)
LarryBoy: Hello, Yambot! I'm afraid it's time to check out!
Yambot: Ooh, LarryBoy is in this episode? Well now I know I made the Big Time!
LarryBoy: I got a little something for ya!
Yambot: (he hops on the Desk) Hi-Ya (he spins) What is it? A Laser Propel Boater-ride? Well, whatever it is, I'm prepared for it!
(LarryBoy shows a Drawing of him, Yambot, and Ichabeezer)
Yambot: Huh? What is it?
Ichabeezer: (grinning) It's a gift! You're welcome!
(Sparks come off of Yambot's suit)
Yambot: "You're Welcome"? (groans) Don't say that!
LarryBoy: Aw please?
Yambot: (his suit starts to malfunction and he groans) Oh, I can't stand this kindness!
Ichabeezer:(approaching Yambot with a glass of water) May I offer you some Water?
(As Ichabeezer looks at the Drawing, the Glass of Water in Ichabeezer's hand and LarryBoy and Ichabeezer smiling at him, he says "Stop" twice)
Yambot's Suit: Alert (x2) Kindness Overload (x2)
(Yambot screams)
LarryBoy and Ichabeezer: (to Yambot) Group Hug!
(LarryBoy and Ichabeezer hug Yambot)
Yambot's Suit: System Shutdown! (x2)
(Yambot's suit sparkles once more and as LarryBoy and Ichabeezer let go of him, Yambot has been turned off and he falls to the ground bawling)
(LarryBoy drags Yambot out of Ichabeezer's place as Ichabeezer uses a Broom to the Robot Marshmallows running from him)
Ichabeezer: Thanks for coming and get off my lawn except for you, LarryBoy (laughs) you're welcome anytime!
LarryBoy: I'd love to stay but I Yam, (laughs at his joke) putting this guy behind bars!
(Yambot weakly smiles the screen irises out and that's the episode)
(End of transcript and VeggieTales in the House in general).