Wrapped Myself Up for Christmas is the 38th Silly Songs with Larry and was featured in Merry Larry and the True Light of Christmas. It was sung by Larry, Bob, The French Peas and Junior.
Lyrics
Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry: Trapped in the trappings of holiday bliss.
Wrapped in bright wrappings gone badly amiss.
In paper and tape, in a cucumber shape.
Oops, I wrapped myself up for Christmas.
Oops, I wrapped myself up for Christmas.
I didn't mean to do it.
Was stuck before I knew it.
Oops, I wrapped myself up for Christmas.
My tape was super sticking.
It all went down so quickly.
Somehow when I was packing, I got caught up in the wrapping and the ribbons and bows.
The only gift with a nose, inside.
Oops, I, wrapped myself for Christmas!
Bob: Hey Larry, where are ya? Can you help me wrap Junior's present?
Larry: Here I am.
Bob: Where?
Larry: Right here.
Bob: I don't see ya.
Larry: I would except you to.
Bob: Huh, why?
Larry: Why?
(Bob screams)
Larry: Because I
Bob: Larry?
Larry: I Wrapped myself up for christmas.
Bob: Wrapped yourself up?
Larry: Yep.
Bob: However did you do it?
Larry: I don't know.
Bob: Is it tricky to see through it?
Larry: Yeah. Ow.
Bob: Oh, why did you wrapped yourself up for christmas?
Larry: Didn't do it on purpose. Completely accidental.
Bob: Accidental? You do look ornamental.
Larry: Aw. Thank you.
Bob and Larry: Somehow when you were/I was packing, You/I got caught up in the wrapping. All the ribbons and bows. The only gift with a nose.
Larry: Oops, I...
Bob and Larry: ...wrapped yourself/myself up for Christmas!
Bob: Oh Larry, leave it to you. You're the only one I know who can go and wrap himself...
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: Larry...
(Bob screams)
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: ...wrapped us both for christmas.
Larry: Sorry.
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: While wrapping up a school bus...
Jean-Claude: Woah!
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: ...The cucumber confused us.
Jean-Claude: I can't see!
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: And he...
Phillipe: Hey!
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: ...wrapped us both for christmas.
Larry: Just trying to help guys.
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: Our anxiety is growing.
Jean-Claude: Hello?
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: We can't see where we're going.
(Jean-Claude screams)
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: Somehow when we we're packing, we got caught up in the wrapping.
Two christmassy peas who repeat the reprise.
Larry wrapped us both for christmas.
Junior: Bob! Larry!
Bob: Oh no! I gotta get this wrapped! Junior's coming!
Larry: I'll help.
Phillipe and Jean-Claude: NO! Don't let him!
Junior: I got something for you! Hello?
Bob, Larry, Phillipe and Jean-Claude: Oh we
(Junior screams)
Bob, Larry, Phillipe and Jean-Claude: wrapped ourselves up for christmas.
Bob: Actually, he wrapped me up.
Bob, Phillipe and Jean-Claude: Larry wrapped us all up for christmas.
Junior: Hold on guys! Trapped in the trappings of holiday bliss.
Wrapped in bright wrappings gone badly amiss.
Beneath the paper and tape in vegetable shape.
It's so much fun to unwrap from this.
There you go.
Bob, Larry, Phillipe and Jean-Claude: You unwrapped us all for Christmas!
Announcer: This has been Silly songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Junior say...
Junior: Has anyone seen Pa Grape?
Pa Grape: Larry...
(Junior screams)
Pa Grape: ...wrapped me all up for christmas.
Junior, Phillipe, Jean-Claude, and Bob: Larry!
Larry: Sorry!