What Can a Baby Do? is a song sung in VeggieTales, and is a song sung in Duke and the Great Pie War.


Miriam (Laura Carrot): What Can a Baby Do? (x2) You puny pip, you can't do zip, But lay around and-

Baby: (Coo, coo.)

Miriam: Too small to walk, can't even talk, Oh please learn something new! I'd like a pet, but what I'd get, Is not a dog but you! You sit and drool, oh so not cool, What's all the hoop-dee-do? What Can a Baby Do? Oh, what can a baby do? I can't have fun 'Cuz I'm the one who's stuck all day-

(song ends as the Pea Guards come into Miriam's room)

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