We've Got Some News King Darius is a song from Where's God When I'm S-Scared?.


Wiseman #1: We've got some news, good King Darius We fear your position is precarious There are some people here in Babylon who won't give you your due They'd rather bow to other men King Darius: Can this be so?

Wiseman #2: 'Tis true!

King Darius: Oh, dear.

Wiseman #1: We've brought a solution of our own design If you'll just sight this paper on the dotted line. It's an edict stating most concisely what we're all to do We must bow our heads or bend our knees before no one but you.

King Darius: I see. Just one more time, now, let's see if I've got this straight. A law to prove once and for all that I am great. If I'm the king no one must doubt my full supremacy So, from this day forth my citizens will pray to only me.

Yes! But what if they don't?

Wiseman #1: If they don't obey, any citizen Will be thrown into the lion's den.

King Darius: Oh! Yes. Well, I guess that would do it! Alright, then. Good work, men. Tah tah!

Woman: So the law was passed, the deed was done

Daniel's troubles had just begun.

Fun Facts

  • Towards the end of the song, the lightning was actually a render glitch that they could not fix. But Phil decided to keep it in since it makes the ending more dramatic.
  • The woman who sung the ending lyrics was Phil's wife, Lisa.
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