We're Barber-Barians is the first song in MacLarry & The Stinky Cheese Battle. It is sung by the Barber-Barians in the original and later by everyone in the reprise
Lyrics[]
Original[]
Barber-barains: We'll chop your locks with clippers
then tease 'em up with mousse,
we'll never stop our pranking
'till the Romans call a truce!
We're Barber-Barians,
merry Barber-Barians,
practical joke fans,
best pranksters in the land!
We're Barber-Barians!
We're Barber-Barrrrrrr-ians!
Terrible haircuts - 2 bits!
Reprise[]
Everyone: He may be poor with pranking
Brute force is not his thing
But when you need a problem solved
Then just give him a ring!
A Barber-barian
Merry Barber-barian
He's an idea man
Best inventor in the land!
Barber-Barian!