Uncle Blobb's Amazing Carnival is a song from The Amazing Carnival of Complaining.

Lyrics

Uncle Blobb: Oh, Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival

What do you see now? 

If you'd like to play at the carnival

I will show you how.

Pumpkin headed kids: Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival

We want to have fun

But our time to play at the carnival hasn't yet begun.

Uncle Blobb: Oh, Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival

What do you see now? 

If you'd like to play at the carnival

I will show you how.

Jason, penguins, and pumpkin headed kids: Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival

Look, the Whurl-A-Tron!

The first fun ride we'll take at the carnival

Let's all go get on.

Uncle Blobb: Oh, by the way, I have to say

There's something you should know

It's old and cheap, it'll put you to sleepso

you might as well not go.

Uncle Blobb: Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival

What do you see know?

Wanting to complain at the carnival

I will show you how.

Zidgel, Midgel, and pumpkin headed kids: Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival

Look, the Bounce and Spin!

Hopefully, this will be a great ride at the carnival.

Let's all go climb in!

Uncle Blobb: It's not untrue. If I were you

I'd leave this ride alone

You're much too big, it's for little kids

And it's boring when you're grown.

Complain way, you little drones!

There's better rides and nursing homes

You got that right, you little whiner

There's a better one near Ursa Minor

Ooh, that last remark was most unkind

But just feel free to speak your mind

Though all these rides are fun

You haven't ridden one

You'll find it's hard to have much fun here

Once complaining has begun

Uncle Blobb's complaining carnival!

What do you see now?

It's easy to complain at the carnival

I just showed you how

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