Uncle Blobb's Amazing Carnival is a song from The Amazing Carnival of Complaining. It is sung by Uncle Blobb with the pumpkin kids, Zidgel and Midgel.
Lyrics[]
Uncle Blobb: Oh, Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival
What do you see now?
If you'd like to play at the carnival
I will show you how.
Pumpkin headed kids: Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival
We want to have fun
But our time to play at the carnival hasn't yet begun.
Uncle Blobb: Oh, Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival
What do you see now?
If you'd like to play at the carnival
I will show you how.
Jason, penguins, and pumpkin headed kids: Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival
Look, the Whurl-A-Tron!
The first fun ride we'll take at the carnival
Let's all go get on.
Uncle Blobb: Oh, by the way, I have to say
There's something you should know
It's old and cheap, it'll put you to sleep so
you might as well not go.
Uncle Blobb: Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival
What do you see know?
Wanting to complain at the carnival
I will show you how.
Zidgel, Midgel, and pumpkin headed kids: Uncle Blobb's amazing carnival
Look, the Bounce and Spin!
Hopefully, this will be a great ride at the carnival.
Let's all go climb in!
Uncle Blobb: It's not untrue. If I were you
I'd leave this ride alone
You're much too big, it's for little kids
And it's boring when you're grown.
Complain way, you little drones!
There's better rides and nursing homes
You got that right, you little whiner
There's a better one near Ursa Minor
Ooh, that last remark was most unkind
But just feel free to speak your mind
Though all these rides are fun
You haven't ridden one
You'll find it's hard to have much fun here
Once complaining has begun
Uncle Blobb's complaining carnival!
What do you see now?
It's easy to complain at the carnival
I just showed you how