Tooth Sweater is a song from The Giving-est Day. It is the sixth Silly Song of The VeggieTales Show. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber.
Lyrics[]
Archibald: *ahem* And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song. Today, we find Larry on a very chilly day.
Larry: Say you're in the wintertime, and everything is cold!
Winter winds are blowing, frosty fingers through your soul!
Jack Frost nipping you, he isn't very nice!
How do you protect yourself from all the snow and ice?
Well, I've got earmuffs for my ears, a scarf around my neck, a parka wraps my middle.
Should I zip it up? Check!
I've got so many layers on, that soon I will be sweating, but stop!
Before I go outside, there's something I'm forgetting!
Wait for it...Tooth sweater! A sweater for your tooth!
For keeping choppers warm, there's nothing better!
That's the truth! Tooth sweater!
It's fashion, don't you know?
Sure to make you dashing when you're dashing through the snow!
Mittens for your fingers, a hat upon your head,
and fuzzy, flannel PJs keep you warm when you're in bed!
You're all wrapped up from head to toe from north down to the south!
But don't forget the shiny friend who lives inside your mouth!
Bob: Uh, Larry?
Larry: Yeah, Bob?
Bob: There are still parts of you that aren't covered up.
Larry: Like what, Bob?
Bob: Well, there's your eyes.
Larry: Just a minute! Eye sweaters, a fabulous design!
Let the blizzard blow because your eyes are feeling fine!
Eye sweaters, they're sweaters for your eyes!
I-..Eye sweaters! I-I can't see! It's too dark!
Eye sweaters!
Ah! Oo! Ah, it's so itchy! AAAHHH!!!
Archibald: Uh, this has been Silly Songs with Larry, and we'll file this one away as a really bad idea!
Larry: My eyes!
Trivia[]
- This is the first Silly Song to have the closing line "This has been Silly Songs with Larry." since My Golden Egg.