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The Tooth Song is a song from the VeggieTales in the House episode, Bob's Bad Breath. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber

Lyrics:

Original

I love garlic filled cookies, onion pudding and tripe

Eating sauerkraut popsicles while riding my bike

Limburger cheese is what I want on a sardine and egg salad croissant.

And since I put my toothbrush down I am so elated.

This personal hygiene stuff I tell you is so overrated.

If you're wondering how I got such a wonderful glowing grin,

I decided that I'll never never ever never never never

Never never never never never never never never

Never ever never ever brush my tooth again

Album Version

I love garlic filled cookies, onion pudding and tripe

Eating sauerkraut popsicles while riding my bike

Limburger cheese is what I want on a sardine and egg salad croissant.

And since I put my toothbrush down, I am so elated.

This personal hygiene stuff I tell you is so overrated.

If you're wondering how I got such a wonderful glowing grin,

I decided that I'll never never ever never never never brush my tooth again

I like my plate piled with salami with a horseradish sauce

I'll taste that great taste all throughout the day since I don't brush or floss

I prefer tuna pie lightly crusted to brushing my singular bicuspid

As to why my friends avoid me, I'm at a loss.

And since I put my toothbrush down, I am so elated.

This personal hygiene stuff I tell you is so overrated.

If you're wondering how I got such a wonderful glowing grin,

I decided that I'll never never ever never never never

Never never never never never never never never

Never ever never ever brush my tooth again

Let's celebrate with vinegar ice cream, and curvy pancakes with a side of refried beans!

No need for toothpaste, I'll use some fish sticks, why waste paste with all this cuisine?

Since I put my toothbrush down, I am so elated.

This personal hygiene stuff I tell you is so overrated.

If you're wondering how I got such a wonderful glowing grin,

I decided that I'll never never ever never never never

Never never never never never never never never

Never ever never ever brush my tooth again

Since I put my toothbrush down, I am so elated.

This personal hygiene stuff I tell you is so overrated.

If you're wondering how I got such a wonderful glowing grin,

I decided that I'll never never ever never never never

Never never never never never never never never

Never ever never ever brush my tooth again.

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • This wasn't the first time Larry sung about his tooth.
  • The music in the album version sounded different than in the episode version.
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