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+ | {{Song|song name = The Three Sandwiches|writer = Vincent Ancieto|composer = [[Kurt Heinecke]]|released = 2020|runtime = 1 minute, 56 seconds|image = ASSP Screenshot30.jpg}}'''The Three Sandwiches''' is a song from [[A ShakeSparagus Play]]. It is sung by Archibald Asparagus, Madame Blueberry, Mr. Lunt, Laura, and Larry the Cucumber. |
==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
Revision as of 14:22, 25 September 2020
The Three Sandwiches is a song from A ShakeSparagus Play. It is sung by Archibald Asparagus, Madame Blueberry, Mr. Lunt, Laura, and Larry the Cucumber.
Lyrics
- Archibald: I'll tell you a story of one special lad, who grew to rule the kingdom!
- Madame Blueberry: The strongest leader, a poet of songs, we loved to hear him sing them!
- Laura: Heroic and handsome, we all agree!
- Mr. Lunt: He is destined for greatness, his name is MacCheese!
- Larry: Bob, Bob!
- Bob: (whispering) What is it?
- Larry: I don't have any lines in this song. Shouldn't the star have lines in this song?
- Bob: Get back in the scene!
- Larry: Great idea, Bob, thanks!
- Mr. Lunt: Here I am, the Earl of all the sandwiches!
- Larry: I'm so smart, I speak, like, 80 languages!
- Madame Blueberry: I'm the noble lady, who-
- Larry: I do push-ups daily! Watch me sing while balancing this chair!
- Laura: We're among the upper-class aristocrats!
- Larry: I'm the ruler of the town, they're copycats!
- Madame Blueberry: Our history's dramatic!
- Larry: Look, I'm acrobatic! I can somersault into the air!
- All: In the town of sandwiches, we come in a variety of packages, like meatball sub, and turkey or club!
- Mr. Lunt: There's tuna or patty melt too!
- Larry: I slide while juggling and kung-fu! Hi-Ya!
- All: In the town of sandwiches, we come in a variety of packages, like BLT.
- Larry: And pastrami!
- All: There's reuben and French dip too!
- Larry: I wear the crown of the town of sandwiches, and I rule you! You're welcome!