The Slowest Ship on the Ocean is a song that was featured in Pirates' Boat Load of Fun. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber, Pa Grape, and Mr. Lunt.
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All: No matter how far the forwinds blow
We're the slowest ship on the ocean
We're barely moving when we go
We're the slowest ship on the ocean
We've got a treasure chest full of songs
We like to sing them all day long
We've got plenty of time cause we're sailing on
The slowest ship on the ocean
Pa Grape: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oy!
All: We never leave so we never come back
We're the slowest ship on the ocean
When we're tired we take a nap
We're the slowest ship on the ocean
We've got a treasure chest full of songs
We like to sing them all day long
We've got plenty of time cause we're sailing on
The slowest ship on the ocean
Pa Grape: Oy!
All: Ships raise their sails when it gets breezy
We're the slowest ship on the ocean
We drop anchor and take it easy
We're the slowest ship on the ocean
We've got a treasure chest full of songs
We like to sing them all day long
We've got plenty of time cause we're sailing on
The slowest ship on the ocean
Larry: The slowest ship on the ocean (Pa Grape: Heh-heh-heh-heh! Heh.)
All: We've got a treasure chest full of songs
We like to sing them all day long
We've got plenty of time cause we're sailing on
The slowest ship on the ocean
Larry: The slowest ship on the ocean
Mr. Lunt: Why are we going so slow again?
Pa Grape: I have no idea.
Larry: I think we have our anchor hanging out.
Mr. Lunt: Maybe we runned out of gas.
Pa Grape: I'll check the carburetor.
Kids: Hey
Mr. Lunt: Perhaps I should pedal.