This is the segment transcript for The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill (and Came Down with All the Bananas)
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(Story begins in the style of an old fashioned film, before the story's title comes up as...)
Jerry: (O.S.) "The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down With All The Bananas".
(Camera pans down to show Scallion #1 wearing an Englishman costume while standing next to a big pile of bananas.)
Scallion #1: Hello, I am the Englishman who went up a hill and came down with all the bananas, leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no bananas, and therefore, bestowing the term "selfish" upon myself.
Jean-Claude: (O.S) You're so selfish!
Scallion #1: I know, but I've got all the bananas.
Jean-Claude: (O.S) Well, aren't you going to eat them?
Scallion #1: Why of course not! You can't eat bananas without strawberries.
(Camera whip pans over to show Jerry wearing a Swedish costume while standing next to a big pile of strawberries.)
Jerry: Hello! I'm the Swede who went up a hill and came down with all the strawberries, leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no strawberries, and therefore, bestowing the term "selfish" upon myself.
(Jimmy comes up to Jerry.)
Jimmy: You're not Swedish!
Jerry: SHH!!!
(Jimmy rolls his eyes and exits the stage.)
Phillipe: (O.S) You're so selfish!
Jerry: I know, but I've got all the strawberries!
Phillipe: (O.S) Well, aren't you going to eat them?
Jerry: Oh no! You can't eat strawberries without bananas!
(Camera pans out to show a wide view of Scallion #1 and Jerry.)
Scallion #1: Pardon me, good Swede, could you spare a strawberry?
Jerry: Uh, no.
Jean-Claude: (O.S.) You're so selfish!
Jerry: Excuse me, Mr. Englishman, could I trouble you for a banana?
Scallion #1: Uh, no.
Phillipe: (O.S) You're so selfish!! You guys are not so bright!!!
Jerry: (O.S) The end.
(The screen goes dark.)
(End of transcript)