The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness is a contraption that only appeared in The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown. Its' purpose is to tally all the votes on the Silly Songs, and counts down the songs from the least to best votes. However, it's not always in perfect working condition, and can sometimes malfunction, such as saying the title of a song that doesn't exist and often breaks down. Pa Grape sometimes has to fix it, usually using a wooden mallet to whack it.
Despite being sentient, it does have feelings and forgave Pa on rigging the votes, and told him not to do it again.
- Kurt Heinecke
- Nancy Rizzo (singing voice)
- Laura Richey (speaking voice)
- The contraption malfunctioning was a last minute addition, as this never happened in the original pitch.