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That's What Christmas Needs is the first song from the VeggieTales episode Merry Larry and the True Light of Christmas.

Lyrics

Phillip Fleagle (Bob): You need a lot to celebrate an awesome holiday,

I've listed what we'll need here for the perfect Christmas day!

A million bright lights all strung in a line,

and silvery tinsel that sparkles and shines!

Reggie (Mr. Lunt): And holiday music and jingly bells,

electric fireplaces and gingerbread smells!

Emma (Ma Grape): (sneezes)

Reggie: (sighs)

Phillip: With nutcrackers, fruitcake and reindeer and sleighs,

and hearing Bing Crosby for 45 days!

Reggie: Inflatable snowmen that wobble and sing,

polypropylene angels with real flapping wings!

Phillip: Oh, that's what Christmas needs!

All: That's what Christmas needs!

The lights and the tinsel, the fruitcake and snow,

Norman (The Peach): And watching White Christmas 20 times in a row!

Sam (Jimmy Gourd): A big pile of presents wrapped up in scotch tape,

Carolers: And carolers dressed up in top hats and capes!

George: And don't forget Joseph, and Mary and Son,

oh joy to the world, the Lord He has come!

Reggie and Phillip: But don't forget lights that twinkle and shine,

that turns bleak midwinter to Christmastime!

Phillip: Oh, that's what Christmas needs!

All: That's what Christmas needs!

The top hats and presents, the fruitcake and snow,

Norman: And then watching Rudolph 20 times in a row!

All: We need this list to celebrate an awesome holiday,

so we'll take it then well make it the most perfect,

(The most perfect), the most perfect Christmas day!

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