Tales from the Crisper

Phil Vischer


Phil Vischer


11 minutes, 15 seconds

Tales from the Crisper is the first segment of Where's God When I'm S-Scared?, and the very first story of the series.


Junior Asparagus is watching a late night Frankencelery movie before being told by his mom (Mom Asparagus) he needs to go to bed. As he walks upstairs, he is in denial over whether or not the movie frightens him, but he soons imagines his family portrait coming to life and dashes to his bedroom.

In his bedroom, Bob and Larry soon emerge and begin to explain how God is bigger and that there is no need to be afraid. Frankencelery (Phil Winklestein) soon appears, which frightens Junior. He soon explains he is merely an actor from Toledo, Ohio whose job is to scare as part of his career. The lesson, in song, causes Junior's dad (Dad Asparagus) to ask what the noise is. Junior explains he knows God and is no longer afraid. His dad soon tells him to be careful on what he watches in the future and shuts off the lights.




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