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'''Stuff-Mart Suite''' (also known as the '''Salesmunz Rap''') is the second song from [[Madame Blueberry (episode)|Madame Blueberry]]. |
'''Stuff-Mart Suite''' (also known as the '''Salesmunz Rap''') is the second song from [[Madame Blueberry (episode)|Madame Blueberry]]. |
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==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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| − | Salesman #1: Allow us to introduce ourselves, We're neighbors. |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' Allow us to introduce ourselves, We're neighbors. |
| − | Salesman #2: We moved in down the street! |
+ | '''Salesman #2:''' We moved in down the street! |
| − | Salesman #1: Some say we're the most delightful bunch of fellows- |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' Some say we're the most delightful bunch of fellows- |
| − | Salesman #3: -You'll ever want to meet! |
+ | '''Salesman #3:''' -You'll ever want to meet! |
| − | Salesman #1: ''And if you have a moment to spare, Kind lady with beauty so... rare, We'd like to take a minute or two |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' ''And if you have a moment to spare, Kind lady with beauty so... rare, We'd like to take a minute or two on a topic of interest to you.'' |
| − | Salesmen: ''We represent the Stuff Mart.'' |
+ | '''Salesmen:''' ''We represent the Stuff Mart.'' |
| − | Salesman #2: ''An enormous land of goodies.'' |
+ | '''Salesman #2:''' ''An enormous land of goodies.'' |
| − | Salesman #1: Would you mind if we stepped in, please? |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' Would you mind if we stepped in, please? |
| − | Madame Blueberry: Well I- |
+ | '''Madame Blueberry:''' Well I- |
| − | Salesmen: ''And as associates of the Stuff Mart...'' |
+ | '''Salesmen:''' ''And as associates of the Stuff Mart...'' |
| − | Salesman #1: It looks like you could use some stuff! |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' It looks like you could use some stuff! |
| − | Madame Blueberry: Oh yes! Well as I was saying I- |
+ | '''Madame Blueberry:''' Oh yes! Well as I was saying I- |
| − | Salesman #1: I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear, But initial observation is as follows: The criminal responsible for this decor really should be hanging from the gallows! |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear, But initial observation is as follows: The criminal responsible for this decor really should be hanging from the gallows! |
| − | (Salesmen |
+ | (Salesmen laugh) |
(''Madame Blueberry cries)'' |
(''Madame Blueberry cries)'' |
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| − | Salesmen: ''We represent the Stuff Mart.'' |
+ | '''Salesmen:''' ''We represent the Stuff Mart.'' |
| − | Salesman #2: ''A magic land of retails.'' |
+ | '''Salesman #2:''' ''A magic land of retails.'' |
| − | Salesman #3: Would you care to see what's on sale? |
+ | '''Salesman #3:''' Would you care to see what's on sale? |
| − | (Larry nods yes then Madame Blueberry nods yes) |
+ | (''Larry nods yes, then Madame Blueberry nods yes'') |
| − | Salesmen: ''Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart...'' |
+ | '''Salesmen:''' ''Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart...'' |
| − | Salesman #1: ''Get ready for some real nice stuff!'' |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' ''Get ready for some real nice stuff!'' |
(''music changes to a rap'') |
(''music changes to a rap'') |
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| − | Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out! |
+ | '''Salesman #2 and #3:''' Check it out! Check it out! |
| − | Salesman #1: If you want a big hat... |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' If you want a big hat... |
| − | Salesman #2 and #3: We got that! |
+ | '''Salesman #2 and #3:''' We got that! |
| − | Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue... |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' If you need a tube of glue... |
| − | Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too! |
+ | '''Salesman #2 and #3:''' We got that too! |
| − | Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok? |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' A 20 gallon wok? |
| − | Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock! And if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed potatoes, or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser, or a dehydrated strudel, or a nose ring for your poodle, or a five pound can of tuna and some flippers to go scuba. Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba! Here we go, scuba! Come on! |
+ | '''Salesman #2 and #3:''' They're in stock! And if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed potatoes, or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser, or a dehydrated strudel, or a nose ring for your poodle, or a five pound can of tuna and some flippers to go scuba. Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba! Here we go, scuba! Come on! |
| − | Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose... |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' If you need a rubber hose... |
| − | Salesman #2 and #3: We got those! |
+ | '''Salesman #2 and #3:''' We got those! |
| − | Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree! |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' A rhododendron tree! |
| − | Salesman #2 and #3: We got three! |
+ | '''Salesman #2 and #3:''' We got three! |
| − | Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck! |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' A wrap-around deck! |
| − | Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check. But if you need a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper, or a rachet set and pliers, and surround sound amplifiers, and a solar turkey chopper, or a padded gopher bopper, flannel shirts for looking grungy and some rope for goin' bungee. Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee! Here we go, bungee! Come on! |
+ | '''Salesman #2 and #3:''' Gotta check. But if you need a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper, or a rachet set and pliers, and surround sound amplifiers, and a solar turkey chopper, or a padded gopher bopper, flannel shirts for looking grungy and some rope for goin' bungee. Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee! Here we go, bungee! Come on! |
(''music changes back to normal'') |
(''music changes back to normal'') |
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| − | Salesman #1: ''What we've mentioned are only just some.'' |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' ''What we've mentioned are only just some.'' |
| − | Salesman #2: ''Of the wonderful things yet to come.'' |
+ | '''Salesman #2:''' ''Of the wonderful things yet to come.'' |
| − | Salesman #1: ''These pictures you keep are so... Nice.'' |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' ''These pictures you keep are so... Nice.'' |
| − | Salesman #3: ''But you really should take our advice.'' |
+ | '''Salesman #3:''' ''But you really should take our advice.'' |
| − | Salesman #1: ''Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!'' |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' ''Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!'' |
| − | Salesmen: ''All you need is lots... More... Stuff.'' |
+ | '''Salesmen:''' ''All you need is lots... More... Stuff.'' |
| − | Madame Blueberry: So if I buy more things… that will make me happy? |
+ | '''Madame Blueberry:''' So if I buy more things… that will make me happy? |
(''Salesmen nods heads, while Blueberry looks at Bob and Larry. Larry shrugs, while Bob is displeased'') |
(''Salesmen nods heads, while Blueberry looks at Bob and Larry. Larry shrugs, while Bob is displeased'') |
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| − | Bob: I |
+ | '''Bob:''' I don't think that's true. |
(''Gets close to Bob, and starts arguing'') |
(''Gets close to Bob, and starts arguing'') |
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| − | Salesmen #1: Yes it is. |
+ | '''Salesmen #1:''' Yes it is. |
| − | Bob: No it's not. |
+ | '''Bob:''' No it's not. |
(''They both starting yanking Blueberry's purse, with her pulling her purse back'') |
(''They both starting yanking Blueberry's purse, with her pulling her purse back'') |
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| − | Salesmen #1: Yes it is. |
+ | '''Salesmen #1:''' Yes it is. |
| − | Bob: No it's not! |
+ | '''Bob:''' No it's not! |
| − | Salesmen #1: Yes it is! |
+ | '''Salesmen #1:''' Yes it is! |
(''The purse flies out of their grips, and lands in front of the other two Salesmen, with a lipstick rolling out'') |
(''The purse flies out of their grips, and lands in front of the other two Salesmen, with a lipstick rolling out'') |
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| − | Salesman #2 and #3: ''You really, really ought to.'' |
+ | '''Salesman #2 and #3:''' ''You really, really ought to.'' |
| − | Madame: ''How could I afford not to?'' |
+ | '''Madame Blueberry:''' ''How could I afford not to?'' |
| − | Salesman #1: Now you got it! |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' Now you got it! |
| − | Bob: Oh, great. |
+ | '''Bob:''' Oh, great. |
| − | Salesman #1: ''Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!'' |
+ | '''Salesman #1:''' ''Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!'' |
| − | Salesmen: ''All you need is lots... More... Stuff!'' |
+ | '''Salesmen:''' ''All you need is lots... More... Stuff!'' |
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| + | ==Fun Facts== |
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*For a split second before the book lands in front of Bob, Larry, and Madame Blueberry, (when rotated 90 degrees) you can see three images that are references both in and out of the show. |
*For a split second before the book lands in front of Bob, Larry, and Madame Blueberry, (when rotated 90 degrees) you can see three images that are references both in and out of the show. |
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**The one on the far right is a production still of the Stuff-Mart snack bar. |
**The one on the far right is a production still of the Stuff-Mart snack bar. |
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| − | **The one on the top left is the same car that Jerry Gourd drives in [[His Cheeseburger]]. |
+ | **The one on the top left is the same car that [[Jimmy and Jerry Gourd|Jerry Gourd]] drives in [[His Cheeseburger]]. |
**The third image below the one above is a prototype VHS box cover for Madame Blueberry. |
**The third image below the one above is a prototype VHS box cover for Madame Blueberry. |
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| − | * |
+ | *In the commentary for Madame Blueberry, [[Mike Nawrocki]] said that the lyric "Flannel shirts for looking grungy" was a reference to the Seattle grunge era that ran between the 1980's and 1990's. [[Phil Vischer]] also mentions one of the bands names called Nirvana, which at first he mistakenly called Nelvana (the name of the animation studio that creates Canadian animated shows). |
*The line where they say "allow us to introduce ourselves" has become an internet meme. When someone found an annoying thing, they use the image from the song when they say "allow us to introduce ourselves". |
*The line where they say "allow us to introduce ourselves" has become an internet meme. When someone found an annoying thing, they use the image from the song when they say "allow us to introduce ourselves". |
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*Salesmunz Rap was later redone with added beats in many future albums. |
*Salesmunz Rap was later redone with added beats in many future albums. |
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Revision as of 14:36, 21 July 2021
Stuff-Mart Suite (also known as the Salesmunz Rap) is the second song from Madame Blueberry.
Lyrics
Salesman #1: Allow us to introduce ourselves, We're neighbors.
Salesman #2: We moved in down the street!
Salesman #1: Some say we're the most delightful bunch of fellows-
Salesman #3: -You'll ever want to meet!
Salesman #1: And if you have a moment to spare, Kind lady with beauty so... rare, We'd like to take a minute or two on a topic of interest to you.
Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart.
Salesman #2: An enormous land of goodies.
Salesman #1: Would you mind if we stepped in, please?
Madame Blueberry: Well I-
Salesmen: And as associates of the Stuff Mart...
Salesman #1: It looks like you could use some stuff!
Madame Blueberry: Oh yes! Well as I was saying I-
Salesman #1: I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear, But initial observation is as follows: The criminal responsible for this decor really should be hanging from the gallows!
(Salesmen laugh)
(Madame Blueberry cries)
Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart.
Salesman #2: A magic land of retails.
Salesman #3: Would you care to see what's on sale?
(Larry nods yes, then Madame Blueberry nods yes)
Salesmen: Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart...
Salesman #1: Get ready for some real nice stuff!
(music changes to a rap)
Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!
Salesman #1: If you want a big hat...
Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!
Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue...
Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!
Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?
Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock! And if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed potatoes, or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser, or a dehydrated strudel, or a nose ring for your poodle, or a five pound can of tuna and some flippers to go scuba. Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba! Here we go, scuba! Come on!
Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose...
Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!
Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree!
Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!
Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck!
Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check. But if you need a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper, or a rachet set and pliers, and surround sound amplifiers, and a solar turkey chopper, or a padded gopher bopper, flannel shirts for looking grungy and some rope for goin' bungee. Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee! Here we go, bungee! Come on!
(music changes back to normal)
Salesman #1: What we've mentioned are only just some.
Salesman #2: Of the wonderful things yet to come.
Salesman #1: These pictures you keep are so... Nice.
Salesman #3: But you really should take our advice.
Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!
Salesmen: All you need is lots... More... Stuff.
Madame Blueberry: So if I buy more things… that will make me happy?
(Salesmen nods heads, while Blueberry looks at Bob and Larry. Larry shrugs, while Bob is displeased)
Bob: I don't think that's true.
(Gets close to Bob, and starts arguing)
Salesmen #1: Yes it is.
Bob: No it's not.
(They both starting yanking Blueberry's purse, with her pulling her purse back)
Salesmen #1: Yes it is.
Bob: No it's not!
Salesmen #1: Yes it is!
(The purse flies out of their grips, and lands in front of the other two Salesmen, with a lipstick rolling out)
Salesman #2 and #3: You really, really ought to.
Madame Blueberry: How could I afford not to?
Salesman #1: Now you got it!
Bob: Oh, great.
Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!
Salesmen: All you need is lots... More... Stuff!
Fun Facts
Trivia
- For a split second before the book lands in front of Bob, Larry, and Madame Blueberry, (when rotated 90 degrees) you can see three images that are references both in and out of the show.
- The one on the far right is a production still of the Stuff-Mart snack bar.
- The one on the top left is the same car that Jerry Gourd drives in His Cheeseburger.
- The third image below the one above is a prototype VHS box cover for Madame Blueberry.
- In the commentary for Madame Blueberry, Mike Nawrocki said that the lyric "Flannel shirts for looking grungy" was a reference to the Seattle grunge era that ran between the 1980's and 1990's. Phil Vischer also mentions one of the bands names called Nirvana, which at first he mistakenly called Nelvana (the name of the animation studio that creates Canadian animated shows).
- The line where they say "allow us to introduce ourselves" has become an internet meme. When someone found an annoying thing, they use the image from the song when they say "allow us to introduce ourselves".
- Salesmunz Rap was later redone with added beats in many future albums.
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