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It has become a tradition for the Silly Songs to have an opening before the song starts. This page lists all of them.

The Intros

Silly Song Intro
The Water Buffalo Song Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Larry.
The Hairbrush Song Announcer: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out...
Dance of the Cucumber Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, "The Dance of the Cucumber" in its original Spanish. Bob the Tomato will translate.
Love My Lips Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show when Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song. One day, while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears...
Oh, Santa! Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings, a silly song. It's Christmas Eve, and Larry is anxiously awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies.
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the imfamous gang of scallywags: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
The Song of the Cebú Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Larry the Cucumber presents in a sequential image stereophonic multimedia event: The Song of the Cebu.
His Cheeseburger

Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Archibald: Just a moment! Wait, stop talking! Excuse me, I have an announcement! "Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicants sense of artistry and all around propriety." Thank you. (puts down the paper and dashes off)

Larry: So what are you saying?

Archibald: I'm saying that Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice.

Larry: Oh, yeah?! Well, then how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?

Archibald: I'm sure you'll figure something out.

Announcer: And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.

The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps

Announcer: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

(Note: This is only for God Made You Special, as the original version never had an opening)

Endangered Love Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee in the day time drama, "Endangered Love."
Larry's High Silk Hat

Announcer: And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry", the part of the show--

Archibald: Stop! Stop! Don't even think about it! As if Omelet wasn't bad enough. Ahem. Phillippe, Jean-Claude!

Phillippe :  Oui.

Jean-Claude: Oui.

Archibald Asparagus: And now it's time for Classy Songs with Larry, the part of the show when Larry comes out and sings a classy song.

Do the Moo Shoo None
Belly Button
  • Larry: (to audience) Hi, everyone. This is Larry. Normally, this would be the time when the narrator comes on and says, "& now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out & sings a Silly Song." But I've been thinking, and talking with the guys.
  • Mr. Lunt: & we've decided it's time to broaden our scopes, artistically.
  • Jimmy Gourd: Yeah, we're artists!
  • Junior: Word up! (photographer offscreen takes picture of Boyz in the Sink)
  • Larry: There's a time to be silly... (cuddles with manatee and throws it away)... & there's a time to be serious.
  • Mr. Lunt: It's time to open up your heart...
  • Jimmy Gourd: & show how you feel, artistically! (photographer offscreen takes picture of Boyz in the Sink again)
  • Mr. Lunt: Cause we all have something to share...
Sport Utility Vehicle None
Schoolhouse Polka Announcer: And now it's time for Schoolhouse Polka with Larry, the part of the show when Larry comes out and sings a Schoolhouse Polka.
The Blues With Larry Announcer: And now it's time for the Blues with Larry, the part of the show when Larry comes out and sings the blues.
Pizza Angel Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song.
My Baby Elf Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Elves, the part of the show when Ear-a-Corn comes out and sings a silly song for elves.
Gated Community Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song.
Lance the Turtle Announcer: And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Bob, the part of the part of the show when Bob comes out and sings a ukulele karaoke.
A Mess Down in Egypt

Announcer: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the-

Mr. Lunt: Check it, V.O. dude. Yo, me and the Boyz had an idea about another way to tell this Moe story. Right, Boyz?

Boyz: Yo!

Monkey Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show when Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song. Today Larry and Bob are on a photo safari, hot on the trail of a monkey... or an ape. We don't know which, hence the song.
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo Bob: You're on!

Announcer: What's my line?

Bob: Just read the script!

Announcer: I don't have one!

Bob: Larry! Where's the script for the silly song?

Larry: Oops!

Bob: Don't tell me you forgot.

Archibald: I've got a song!

Larry: You're a life saver.

Sneeze if You Need To! Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Bob the Tomato, unable to sneeze, visits the Sneeze Doctor.
Sippy Cup Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Donuts for Benny Announcer: And now it's time for Helpful Humanitarian Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a Helpful Humanitarian Song.
Where Have All the Staplers Gone? Announcer: And now it's time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without futher ado from the unknown musical, "Office Supplies," the heartrending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
Pants Announcer: Next up on Veggie Shopping Network, pants.
Goodnight Junior Announcer: And now it's time for Bedtime Songs with Junior, the part of the show where Junior is tucked into his warm, comfy bed and is sung a bedtime song.
The Hopperena Announcer: And now it's time for the Latest Dance Craze with Jean Claude and Philippe, the part of the show when Jean Claude and Philippe come out and teach us the latest dance craze.
Astonishing Wigs! Announcer: And now it's time for an installment in the History of Fashion with Archibald, the part of the show when Archibald gives a lesson in the history of fashion.
The Eight Polish Foods of Christmas Announcer: And now it's time for a VeggieTales Christmas Party, the part of the show when we join our veggie friends at their annual Christmas party. Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!
Bubble Rap Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Best Friends Forever Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Best Friends Forever. The part of the show when best friends forever come out and sing a Silly Song.
Supper Hero Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry-Boy, the part of the show when Larry-Boy comes out and sings a Silly Song. We join the league at supper time as they sit down for a meal prepared by Alfred.
Happy Toothday Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Kilts and Stilts

Announcer: And now it's time for Silly-

Larry: Hold it!

Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Scottish Larry, the part of the show when Larry comes out and sings a Silly Scottish Song.

Scooter: I can't tell you how proud I am at this moment!

Wrapped Myself Up for Christmas Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Asteroid Cowboys Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Perfect Puppy Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. We join Larry in his search for a vegetable's best friend.
Mac and Cheese Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. We join Larry as he recounts the amazing tale of his family's invention of macaroni and cheese.
My Golden Egg Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. We join our veggie friends for their annual Easter tradition.

Other Songs/Non-songs

Silly Song Intro
Silly Campfire Songs with Larry Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Campfire Songs with Larry, the part of the game where Larry comes out and sings a silly campfire song.
Larry's Christmas Countdown Announcer: And now it’s time for Larry’s Christmas Countdown, the part of the website where Larry comes out and counts down.
Sumo of the Opera Lutfi: And now it's time for Lutfi's Fanciful Flannelgraph, the part of the show where Lutfi comes out with his fanciful flannelgraph and teaches a most important lesson!
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