Shepherd Polka is a song from The Good Shepherd. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber, Laura Carrot, Junior Asparagus, and Pa Grape.
Lyrics
- Larry: I am the one good shepherd!
- Sheep: Baa! Baa! Baa!
- Larry: I feed you grass salt-and-peppered!
- Sheep: Baa! Baa! Baa!
- Larry: I don't change spots like a leopard!
- Sheep: Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!
- Larry: I am the one good shepherd!
- Pa: I'm not saying we sheep aren't bright, but do you know how many of us it takes to change a lightbulb?
- Junior: Uh, what's a lightbulb?
- Larry: I lead you to still water!
- Junior: H2O!
- Larry: I catch you when you falter!
- Pa: Oopsie-daisy!
- Larry: I'm solid like the rock of Gibralter!
- Laura: Rock solid!
- Larry: I am the one good shepherd!
- Pa: I've got a joke; Is it true that sheep have a very short attention span?
- Laura: I dunno! Is it true that sheep have a very short attention span?
- Pa: Was I saying something?
- Junior: I don't think so.
- Larry: I prepare for you a great table!
- Laura: Peanut butter and jelly!
- Larry: I read you stories and fables!
- Pa: Goodnight, moon!
- Larry: I make sure your coats are all labelled!
- Junior: A hundred percent wool!
- Larry: I am the one good shepherd!
- Sheep: He is the one good shepherd! Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! He feeds us grass salt-and-peppered! Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! He doesn't change spots like a leopard! He is the one good shepherd!
- Larry: I am the one good shepherd!