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SchoolhousePolka
Schoolhouse Polka
is the fifteenth Silly Songs with Larry.

Larry explains about the different types of homophones.

Lyrics

The Announcer: And now it's time for "Schoolhouse Polka with Larry", the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka.

Larry the Cucumber: Whether, whether, whether, whether, Whether you like it or not. Weather, weather, weather, weather, Weather is cold, warm and hot. Two, two, two, two, Two of my favorite toys. I’m bringing to, to, to, to A place the first one enjoys and I like it, too!

Background singers and Larry the Cucumber: Homophones! Homophones! Where the crews come cruising down the plane! Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

Larry the Cucumber: I know a pear, pear, pear, pear with a pair of really soft shoes. He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare bushes that easily bruise. I planted rows, rows, rows, rows of a horribly bad smelling rose. Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows, If the scent will be leaving my nose! But most likely no.

Background singers and Larry the Cucumber: Homophones! Homophones! Where the toads are towed out on the plane! Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

(German Metal break)

(Larry does a guitar like riff with the accordion)

Larry the Cucumber: (slightly faster) Whether, whether, whether, whether, Whether you like it or not. Weather, weather, weather, weather, Weather is cold, warm and hot.

The Announcer: This has been "Schoolhouse Polka with Larry". Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...

Larry the Cucumber: What happened to my preposition? I took it on an expedition. Put it by the thing I keep my fish in. Got infected with a skin condition.

The Announcer: ...And...

Larry the Cucumber: I’m a pronoun, They’re a pronoun, He’s a pronoun, She’s a pronoun, Wouldn’t you like to be a pronoun too?

The Announcer: ...And...

Larry the Cucumber: It was the Biggest, bluest, cleanest, brightest, Quickest, newest, roundest, nicest, Softest, tallest, toughest, lightest, Smoothest, kindest, flattest, tightest, Most amazing adjective I’d ever seen!

The Announcer: ...And...

Larry the Cucumber: I’m done.

The Announcer: …Interjections? Adverbs?

Larry the Cucumber: …ahh, no.

The Announcer: Alright then.

Fun Facts

  • A homophone is a grammatical way of words that sound the same, but meant differently.
  • Larry's teacher outfit is based after Mike's friend Hans, who is a music teacher.
  • This, along with Going Up!, was featured on the TV version of "Bully Trouble".
  • This is the second Silly Songs to use less than three angles. The first being The Water Buffalo Song.
  • The font used for the homophones is Comic Sans MS.
  • The homophones section is set to the tune of the opening song from Oklahoma!
  • The pronouns sections is set to the the tune of i'm a pepper from the Dr. Pepper commercials


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