Relationship Glue is a song from Forgiveness Brings the Fixing. It is sung by Mr. Lunt. As it appears in the "break" of the show, it is often considered to be the fifth silly song of The VeggieTales Show.
Lyrics[]
Mr. Lunt: Say, friends, are you having trouble with your relationship?
Jimmy: Oh, my brother and I always get along!
Jerry: Yeah, best buds!
Mr. Lunt: That's not what I heard.
Jimmy: What did you hear?
Mr. Lunt: I heard Jerry thinks you talk too much.
Jimmy: What?!
Mr. Lunt: And Jerry, I heard Jimmy thinks you have terrible taste in donuts.\Jerry: Chocolate sprinkles?
Jimmy: I'm never speaking to you again!
Jerry: Me too!
Mr. Lunt: Say, friends, are you having trouble with your relationship?
Jimmy: Terrible trouble!
Jerry: Not speaking.
Mr. Lunt: Boys, have I got the product for you! It's Mr. Lunt's Relationship Glue, guaranteed to put your relationship back together!
Jimmy: How does it work?
Mr. Lunt: Just a tiny amount of this convenient spray, applied lightly to each of you.
Jerry: *sniff sniff* Smells like beef.
Jimmy: What do we do now?
Mr. Lunt: Just walk toward each other until you touch, activating the formula.
Jimmy: Hey, we're stuck!
Mr. Lunt: It's Mr. Lunt's Relationship Glue!
You're stuck on me, I'm stuck on you!
Seems too good for it to be true,
it's Mr. Lunt's Relationship Glue!
Jerry: Get off of me! Sticky!
Mr. Lunt: Your relationship is healed!
Archibald: Fellows, Bob says we need to clear the stage for Act 2. What's the matter with them? Aaah!! What's happening?!
Jimmy: It's this stuff!
Mr. Lunt: You mean..I
t's Mr. Lunt's Relationship Glue!
You're stuck on me, I'm stuck on you!
Plus no flaky residue, it's Mr. Lunt's Relationship Glue!
Isn't it great?
Archibald: No, it is not great! This is horrible!
Madame Blueberry: What is happening? We must get back to the show!
Archibald: Look out!!
Madame Blueberry: Sacré bleu! I am adhered!
Mr. Lunt: It's Mr. Lunt's Relationship Glue!
For two, or three, or four of you!
On sale for $19.92, it's Mr. Lunt's Relationship Glue!
I love helping people!
Trivia[]
- This is the first Silly Song for a few things:
- Mr. Lunt's first solo on a Silly Song since Donuts for Benny.
- It is also his third solo on a Silly Song. The first was His Cheeseburger and the second was Donuts for Benny.
- The first Silly Song of The VeggieTales Show to be performed by somebody other than Larry, and the first Silly Song to be sung by someone other than Larry overall since Best Friends Forever.
- Mr. Lunt's first solo on a Silly Song since Donuts for Benny.
- The beginning and ending of this song have a melody similar to that of Happy.