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"Promised Land" is the first song from "Josh and the Big Wall!."

Lyrics

Pa Grape: It's "time"?

Scooter: It's "time"?

Jimmy Gourd: Did he just say "it's time?"

Percy Pea:
We didn't have a lot of fun in the desert.
We didn't have a lot of fun in the sand.

Tom Grape:
But saddle up your cow!

Percy:
It's all behind us now...

All:
...because we're going to the Promised Land!

Jimmy:
For years, I've eaten nothing but manna!
A dish that is filling, but bland.

Jerry Gourd:
But now we're on our way...

Pa Grape:
I'll have a cheese soufflé!

All:
Because we're going to the Promised Land!

[Chorus]
And in the Promised Land,
it's gonna be so grand!
We'll have our fill from the grill
as much as we can stand!
It'll be so great!
Oh, we can hardly wait!
Cuz we're going to the Promised Land!

Scooter:
The dining was lousy with Moses...
But we'll be feasting with Josh in command!

Jimmy:
I'd like a taco, please
And some pintos and cheese!

All:
Because we're going to the Promised Land!

[Repeat chorus 1 2/3 times until "It'll be so great" the second time]

Jimmy:
With waffles on my plate!

All:
Cuz we're going to the Promised Land

Pa:
I hear it's flowing...
With milk and honey...

Jimmy: Sounds sticky.

All:
Cuz' we're going to the Promised Land!
Yeah, we're going to the Promised Land!
Cuz' we're going to the Promised La-aaaa-nnnn-nd!!!

Fun Facts

Trivia

Goofs

  • During when Pa states that he'll have a cheese soufflé, the blue trunk flashes.
  • At the end of the song, the color band holding Percy's wrap changes from red to gray.

Real World

  • Most of the song's visuals are inspired by the "Be Our Guest" sequence from Disney's 1991 animated film Beauty and the Beast.

Video

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