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Here are all the quotes Pa Grape and Archibald Asparagus said at the end of the VeggieTales on TV intro.


The Asparagus of LaMancha[]

Pa Grape: What's your sweater gotta do with anything?

(Archibald gives Pa a shocked look)

Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Samson's Hairbrush[]

Pa: Isn't it warm wearing that sweater?

Archibald: It's a loose knit.

Sheerluck Holmes and the Golden Ruler[]

Pa: Think I can get one of those in chartreuse?

(Archibald shakes head)

Lyle the Kindly Viking[]

Pa: Where can I get a sweater like that?

(Archibald gives Pa a shocked look)

Dr. Jiggle and Mr. Sly[]

Pa: I can't wear sweaters. Too itchy.

Archibald: Try wearing a shirt underneath.

Pa: That's a good idea.

Bully Trouble[]

Pa: Is that from Lands' End?

Archibald: L.L. Bean.

Pa: Oh. Right.

Sumo of the Opera[]

Pa: Do you ever own anything flannel?

Archibald: Of course not.

Pa: Didn't think so.

Babysitter in DeNile and The Story of Flibber-o-loo[]

Pa: I'm allergic to wool.

Archibald: Really? (Goes closer to Pa)

Pa: All grapes are. Betcha didn't know that.

Duke and the Great Pie War & The Gourds Must Be Crazy[]

Pa: My mother gave me a sweater once. Had an elk on the front.

Archibald: Must've been lovely.

King George and the Ducky[]

Pa: Do you ever take that thing off?

Archibald: Never, I love it.

Pa: Yeesh.

Madame Blueberry[]

Pa: Your grandmother knit that for you?

Archibald: Yes. She did.

Pa: Nice.

A Snoodle's Tale[]

Pa: You know, I look pretty good in overalls.

Archibald: I'm sure you do.

Dave and the Giant Pickle[]

Pa: Can you put that thing in the washer?

Archibald: No. Dry clean only.

The Ballad of Little Joe[]

Archibald: I know you're going to make some remark about my sweater, so don't even bother!

Pa: I would never. I just wanted to know if that sweater came by itself or if they threw it in when you bought the bowtie.

Rack, Shack & Benny[]

Pa: You think that sweater comes in extra short and squatty?

(Mr. Lunt smiles)

Larry-Boy! and the Fib from Outer Space![]

Pa: (puts on a yellow hat) Now maybe next time they'll mention ME in the song!

Esther... The Girl Who Became Queen[]

Pa: When's that sweater gonna be finished?

Archibald: Whatever do you mean? It is finished.

Pa: Whoever knitted it forgot to have arms.

The Toy That Saved Christmas[]

Pa: Hey Archie, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Archibald: Depending on age and size, about a quart and a half.

Pa: That sounds about right.

Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed[]

Pa: Is that sweater itchy?

Archibald: No.

Pa: When it shrinks, I call dibs.

(Mr. Lunt nods head)

Gideon: Tuba Warrior[]

Pa: You know, I think that's on backwards.

Archibald: Why, I believe it is!

Pa: Nice.

Moe and the Big Exit Part 1[]

Pa: You know, I used to have socks that color.

Archibald: I'm sure you did.

Moe and the Big Exit Part 2[]

Pa: You think I could borrow that sweater sometime?

Archibald: Uh, no. Family heirloom!

Josh and the Big Wall![]

Pa: I'll give you a nickel if you bark like a dog.

Archibald: Never. Meow!

Pa: Yeesh.

An Easter Carol Part 1[]

Pa: You know, a sweater with stripes would make you look taller.

An Easter Carol Part 2[]

Pa: You'll lend me that sweater to let me stand in front next time.

(Archibald shakes head)