Pa Grape's Store Sure Stinks is a song that was featured in the VeggieTales in the House episode, A Gift for Singing. It is sung by Ichabeezer.
Lyrics[]
Ichabeezer: (singing) How do I feel
About the store's food and drink?
Well, let me bust a move
And tell you exactly what I think
There are flies in the flour,
The milk is lumpy and it's sour
To make it short, to the point
And to be succinct
(Rooney takes the dry bark tea bag from the trash bag.)
Ichabeezer: (singing) Let me say, if I may,
Pa Grape's Store sure stinks!
Stunk, stank, stinko,
The selection's really dinko
There's no chocolate-
Archibald: I love this song, but I don't agree with the lyrics.
Mr. Lunt: I don't really pay attention to lyrics, I just like a good beat.
(Bob comes into the store while carrying the teapot, before coming up to Petunia.)
Bob: I'm so glad I found you.
Petunia: Bob?
Bob: I broke your favorite teapot, tried to glue it back together, but I couldn't, so I bought a duplicate at Pa Grape's and I didn't feel right about passing it off as a fake.
Petunia: Oh, Bob... when I said it was my favorite, I wasn't talking about the teapot. I meant the flower.
Bob: Ha-ha!
(Scene switches to back outside where Ichabeezer is still singing.)
Ichabeezer: (singing) How do I feel about
The store's food and drink?
Well, let me bust a move
And tell you exactly what I think
(Pa Grape enters the store and comes up to Madame Blueberry.)
Pa Grape: Madame Blueberry, what happened? You didn't sing, and now listen to that racket. (shudders)
Madame Blueberry: The answer to your theme song doesn't rest in me. It's over there.
(Scene switches to Petunia and Bob, while Ichabeezer's song still continues.)
Ichabeezer: (singing) Pa Grape's store sure stinks!
Pa Grape: Bob?
Madame Blueberry: No, no, no.
(Madame Blueberry approaches Petunia.)
Madame Blueberry: Being happy for your talent doesn't take any joy from me, it adds to it.
Petunia: But I'm afraid.
Madame Blueberry: Listen to that noise! You've got to sing that song. I can't do it.
(Petunia then starts to leave the store, knowing just what to do. The scene switches to back outside, where Ichabeezer is still singing.)
Ichabeezer: (singing) Stinky, stinky, stinks
It really stinks!