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'''[[File:ModernMajorGeneral.png|thumb]]Modern Major General''' is a song written by [[Gilbert and Sullivan ]]in 1879.
 
 
Archibald sings his own rendition of the song.
 
 
==Lyrics==
 
Archibald: Here we go!
 
 
''I am the very model of a modern Major-General''
 
 
''I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral''
 
 
''I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical''
 
 
''From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical''
 
''I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical''
 
 
''I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical''
 
 
''About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news''
 
 
Lot of news, let's see...
 
 
''With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse''
 
 
Chorus: ''With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse''
 
(3x)
 
 
Archibald: Alright, hang on!
 
''I'm very good at integral and differential calculus''
 
 
''I know the scientific names of beings animalculous''
 
 
''In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral''
 
 
''I am the very model of a modern Major-General''
 
 
Chorus: ''In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral''
 
 
 
''He is the very model of a modern Major-General''
 
 
Archibald: Alright, now stay with me...
 
 
(''sings slowly'') ''I am the very model of a modern Major-General''
 
 
 
''I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral''
 
 
 
''I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical''
 
 
''From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical''
 
 
 
''I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical''
 
 
 
''I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical''
 
 
 
''About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news''
 
 
 
Lot of news...
 
 
(''sings faster'') ''With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse''
 
 
Chorus: ''With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse'' (3x)
 
 
Archibald: ''I'm very good at integral and differential calculus''
 
 
''I know the scientific names of beings animalculous''
 
 
''In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral''
 
 
''I am the very model of a modern Major-General''
 
 
Chorus: ''In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral''
 
 
''He is the very model of a modern Major-General''
 
 
Archibald: Ah, splendid! Lovely! Oh, thank you!
 
 
I'm done.
 
 
Written By Mike Nawrocki (c) 2001 Bob & Larry Publishing
 
 
==Trivia==
 
 
*This song was originally released on [[Pirates' Boat Load Of Fun]] (2001), on TV is VeggieTV (2001) & VeggieTown (2002) and then it was produced into a music video for [[The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment!]] (2002).
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 

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