My Unhappy Not-Birthday is a song from VeggieTales in the House. It was sung in the episode The Birthday Thief.
Lyrics[]
(Motato): It's my unhappy not-birthday
I'm thrilled 'cause it's my worst day
And I'm gonna make sure your wishes don't come true
'Cause this here bad potato
Has got a de-birthday-ficator
And I plan to steal birthdays from all of you
Now when you say I take the cake
Well I really take the cake
Plus the presents and the balloons before I'm through
I'll bring you veggies to your knees
When I put you in deep freeze
So you can have a bad not-birthday too
*blows a raspberry*