Mustache is a song from the VeggieTales in the House episode, Bob and the Awesome Frosting Mustache. It is sung by Bob the Tomato.
Lyrics
Original
All my life I felt a piece was missing
I felt a need for more no matter what I chose
Then I realized the emptiest place upon me
Was just above my mouth and right under my nose
I have a mm-mm-mm-mm-mustache now
I have a mm-mm-mm-mm-mustache now
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mustache yeah!
Album Version
All my life I felt a piece was missing
I felt a need for more no matter what I chose
Then I realized the empty place upon me
Was just above my mouth and right under my nose
M-m-m-m-mustache on my face!
I fear no man or beast
M-m-m-m-mustache growing fat
Allow your eyes to feast
I had inhibitions
But now I've tossed then
Like a paintbrush on my face that colors everything awesome
Got a m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mustache now
Bob, you look different, did you lose weight?
It's just me and my new mustache
Don't we look great?
Yeah, you look brand new
Like a brand-new tomato
Your confidence oozes
It is off to the new karaoke contest
The new Bob never loses
Back when my face was smooth
Almost everything scared me
On the stage I froze
But I'm no longer a deer in the headlights now
With this big beefy mustache, under my nose
M-m-m-m-mustache on my face
Having nothing to fear
M-m-m-m-mustache growing vast
It grows from ear to ear
I had inhibitions
But now I've tossed then
Like a paintbrush on my face, colors everything awesome
Got a m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mustache now
I have a m-m-m-m-mustache now
He's got a m-m-m-m-mustache now
I have a m-m-m-m-mustache now
He's got a m-m-m-m-mustache now
I have a m-m-m-m-mustache now
He's got a m-m-m-m-mustache now
I have a m-m-m-m-mustache now
He's got a m-m-m-m-mustache now
I have a m-m-m-m-mustache now
Oh yeah, I love my mustache on my face