This is the dialogue transcript for More Sunday Morning Songs with Bob & Larry.
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Introduction and Before Open Up the Bible[]
Bob: Hi, kids, and welcome to Bob and Larry's More Sunday Morning Songs. I'm Bob the-
Larry: H- Hey, hey, Bob. Who's Moore?
Bob: Huh?
Larry: I used to know a Mr. Moore. He was my Cub Sprout leader in the first grade.
Bob: What are you-?
Larry: And then there was that Moore kid in the fifth grade. No, maybe his name was Moose. Um, or I don't know if that was his real name.
Bob: No, Larry. "More Sunday Morning Songs." We're singing more Sunday morning songs. We've sung some before, and now we're singing some more.
Larry: Oh.
After Open Up the Bible and Before Who Built the Ark?[]
Jerry: 300 cubits, by 50 cubits, by 30 cubits.
Jimmy: Jerry? Uh, what are you reading?
Jerry: I don't know. I thought it was a cookie recipe, but so far, no chocolate chips, and no nuts. The recipe calls for 2 elephants, and 2 monkeys, and 2 toads, and something called a cubit.
Pa Grape: Well, that sounds a recipe for an ark, not a cookie.
Mr. Lunt: What's a cubit?
After Who Built the Ark? and Before I Am a Promise[]
Junior: I love the story of Noah's Ark. The best part is that when the rain stopped, God sent a beautiful rainbow as a promise to never flood the Earth again.
Bob: And God always keeps his promises.
Junior: Yeah! And people can be promises too!
Larry: Really?
Junior: Sure! Just listen to this!
After Jacob's Ladder and Before I Got Shoes[]
Mr. Lunt: Hey, do you remember that one Sunday school song that never made a bit of sense to any of us?
Archibald: Oh yes, that dreadful song about the water buffalo. O- or are you referring to that horrible jazzy tune about the cebú? Or that absolutely wretched operetta about the missing hairbrush? (gasps) There have been so many!
Mr. Lunt: No, no. Something about all of God's children going to heaven, and having shoes? In heaven?
After I Got Shoes and Before Gospel Ship[]
Junior: How are we gonna get to Heaven?
Larry: Maybe we can take a taxi. I'm really good at calling taxis. Taxi! Yoo-hoo! Taxi cab! Taxi!
Mr. Nezzer: Hmm. I have an idea how it all might work.
After Gospel Ship and Before God's Love[]
Junior: Well, taking that ship sure would be easier than hopping all the way. Whatever. It's great to know that God takes care of all of our needs. I'm sure He's got it covered.
Jerry: Yeah. He sure does love us.
Junior: He sure does.
After God's Love and Before Father Abraham[]
Mr. Nezzer: That was beautiful.
Pa Grape: Hey, I wanna sing a song about my favorite character in the Bible: Father Abraham!
After Father Abraham and Before Promised Land[]
Jimmy: I'm getting hungry. Are we gonna have snack time?
Pa Grape: Hold on there. The graham crackers and tang are coming. In the meantime, I got a great song about God feeding his people.
After Promised Land and Before Jonah Was A Prophet[]
Archibald: Alright, now it's my turn! I'd like to sing about one of the most motivationally complex minor prophets I've ever had the privilege of portraying on the silver screen! Ah, well, er, just listen to this.
After Jonah Was A Prophet and Before Wise Man Built His House Upon a Rock[]
Mr. Nezzer: Boy, that Jonah sure didn't get it.
Mr. Lunt: No way, man. He was out to lunch.
Bob: Yep. There are foolish men and wise men.
Larry: And I've got a song about both of 'em!
After Oh, How I Love Jesus and Before I Will Sing of The Mercies of the Lord Forever/Leaning on the Everlasting Arms[]
Bob: Well kids, it looks like it's time to say goodbye for now, but it sure has been fun being with you.
Larry: And singing lots of fun songs!
Bob: Yeah. So thanks, and always remember, God made you special..
Larry: ...And He loves you very much!
Jimmy: Can I get a refill on my tang?
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