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Modern Major General is a song written by Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879.

Archibald sings his own rendition of the song in The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment!.

Lyrics

Archibald: Here we go!

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical.

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical.

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

about binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news.

Lot of news, let's see...

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Chorus: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. (3x)

Archibald: Alright, hang on! I'm very good at integral and differential calculus.

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous.

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

Chorus: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,


He is the very model of a modern Major-General!

Archibald: Alright, now stay with me... (sings slowly) I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical.

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical.

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

about binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news.

Lot of news...

(sings faster) With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Chorus: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. (3x)

Archibald: I'm very good at integral and differential calculus.

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous.

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

Chorus: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

He is the very model of a modern Major-General!

Archibald: Ah, splendid! Lovely! Oh, thank you!

I'm done.

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