Me, King Rehoboam is a song from Being Gentle Makes You Great. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber.
Lyrics[]
Larry: I wanna lead the nation,
live up to my station,
have a long duration like my dear old dad!
My friends say, "Don't get sentimental,
you won't last if you go gentle!
You want their respect just like your father had!"
Are they right, or are they wrong?
Can I be gentle and be strong?
My friends, they mostly play ping-pong,
but here I am, the king.
What flavor should I bring?
What nature should I show 'em?
What curveball should I throw 'em,
just me King Rehoboam?