Lyle Medley is a collection of songs from Lyle the Kindly Viking.
Songs
We're Vikings
Bjorn: Well, What's not to love? I mean after all... We're Vikings!
Sven: What do you know, the terrors of the sea.
Bjorn: We're Vikings!
Harold: Wherever we go, pillaging happily.
Bjorn: We're Vikings!
Ottar and Bjorn: Let there be no ambiguities!
Bjorn: Cause who doesn't like a pile of loot?
Harold: Some gold and jewels and a shiny suit-
Olaf: -and a giant screen TV to boot.
Bjorn: A viking's life for me! Yo Ho.
Vikings: We're Vikings
Mabel and Penelope: What do you know, the terrors of the sea
Vikings: We're Vikings
Mabel and Penelope: Wherever they go, pillaging happily
Vikings: We're Vikings
Mabel, Penelope, and Vikings: Let there be no ambiguities, 'cause
Vikings: Who doesn't like a pile of loot?
Mabel and Penelope: This is my life as a viking wife
Vikings: Some gold and jewels and a shiny suit-
Mabel and Penelope: We have to admit that it's rife with strife
Vikings: -and a giant screen TV to boot
Mabel and Penelope: But that's the lot we got-
Penelope, Mabel and Vikings: When married we! The terrors of the sea!
Mabel and Penelope: We Married Vikings!
Everyone: That's the Life for me!
What's Up
What's up with Lyle? What's up with Lyle?
I'm telling you that boy doesn't fit the Viking Style.
Since 793 our strategy's been clear,
Go get stuff from over there and bring it over here.
You know that little guy, he's got me feeling all cont-empty.
He takes his boat all loaded up, and brings it back in empty
What? What? What is up with Lyle?
Dear Monks and Thank You
Lyle: Dear Monks, Dear Monks, what can I say? My friends have taken your things away. Dear Monks, Dear Monks, what can I do? I've come to bring some back to you. I cannot make it all come back, for they are bigger and older, but I'll share what I have in my little sack, and a few of my own potholders!
Pa Grape: Aye... It's the thought that counts. Dear little Viking boy...
Lyle: You can call me Lyle
Pa: Oh, okay. (clears throat) Dear Lyle, Dear Lyle, we like your style! For we were all despairing, but you rowed your boat for plenty a mile to practice an act of sharing
Boys?
Pea Monks: Thank you, thank you, Viking friend, no longer are we blue! Rest assured that we intend to someday soon, help you
(dramatic music)
Sven: Not so fast!
Don't take another hop!
We know where you've been
And we think it's gotta stop
Lyle: Huh?
Ottar: We vikings rule the sea
We pillage and attack
We never say "please"
And we never give stuff... back!
Sven: Not to mention those potholders.
(shifts to a light tone music)
Lyle: You, both care
About your share
Of gold, so rare
And big T.Vs!
But when I share,
I get, my share of friends!
(do-do-do-dee-ooh; 3x)
What's the use?
A golden goose
Is no excuse
For being mean
When I share,
I get, my share of friends!
(do-do-do-dee-ooh; 3x)
Yeah!
Look, Olaf! and What Do You Think You're Doing?
Ottar: Look, Olaf!
There's a fish with a pretty yellow circle
At the bottom of the backside on his fin
Look, Olaf!
There's another
And another! (2x)
And that little one
Has got a funny grin!
Olaf: What? I don't see any...
Look, Olaf (3x; Olaf only)
Way down underneath the water
It's the biggest fish I think I've ever seen!
Look, Olaf!
He's got purple spots and orange and yellow markings
And a dorsal fin that's iridescent green!
Olaf: What?!
Sven: Ottar, I don't see any of that!
Ottar: (quietly) Sven, we've got to distract him. Help me out!
Sven: Ohh...
Look, Olaf!
There's a turtle and he's wearing pink pajamas
And he's got a cowboy hat upon his lid!
Look, Olaf!
Very close and he's riding on a llama
And he's chasing down the herd of giant squid!
Look, Olaf! (3x; Olaf only)
Ottar: Olaf! (4x)
Sven: There's a whale dancing with a bear!
Ottar: Look, Olaf!
It's a mermaid
Sven: It's an ostrich!
Ottar: It's a bunny!
Look, Olaf!
Please look anywhere but...
Olaf: I don't see anything. What?
Ottar: But there.
Harold: Hey, isn't that Lyle?
Olaf: Mmm hmm, and he left something with those monks...
Bjorn: What is it?
Olaf: It's...potholders! And the little bag of loot we gave him!!
Harold: Hey, that goes againast the code of the Viking!!
Born: You can say that again.
Olaf: Why, that little viking is in big trouble!
(Lyle sails off the island, only to bump into the ship)
What do you think you're doing?
Lyle: I was...
Olaf: Giving them stuff back?!
Lyle: Uh, yeah?
Olaf: Now, there's a storm a-brewing
And you're the one that's under attack!
Closing Melody
Vikings: Thank you, thank you, our new friends, you saved us from the sea.
Rest assured that we intend to share proficiently.
We used to care about our share
Of gold, so rare and big TVs.
But when we share, we get our share of friends!
Pea Monks: Doo-doo-dee-doo-doo ...
Olaf (Mr. Nezzer): So what's the use? A golden goose
Is no excuse for being mean.
When we share, we get our share of friends!
Everyone: We're Vikings!
Sven: What do you know, the sharers of the sea.
Everyone: We're Vikings!
Erik: Wherever we go, sharing happily.
Everyone: We're Vikings!
Ottar and Everyone: Let there be no animosities...
Everyone: Cause our pillaging ways we will amend, By sharing and caring and making friends and finally our singing is at its end.
The sharers of the sea! We're Vikings! The sharers of the sea!
Sven: I need to go to the bathroom!
Ottar: Uh Sven, you can stop singing now.
Sven: Oh, right.
Fun Facts
- These songs are the only ones that have not got released onto any soundtrack to date, excluding "We're Vikings" which was featured on Pirates' Boat Load Of Fun, and "Look, Olaf!" which was featured on Junior's Playtime Songs.
- The "do-doolings" were added by Lisa Vischer.
- On Jonah Sing-Along, it only contained the second half of "We're Vikings", "Look, Olaf!", and the first half of "Closing Melody".