If This Were My Home is a song in Beauty and the Beet. It is sung by the backup singers
Lyrics[]
Original[]
What a disgrace
Just look at this place
Mired in the darkness and gloom
I say out with the dreary and in with the cheery
Let's fix up and brighten this room.
If this were my home I'd start by giving it a darn good dusting
Scrape off the crust where the crust is crusting
Scrub off the rust where the rust is rusting
If this were my home.
If this were my home I'd varnish all the furniture all up for certain
Shine up the silverware up for sure then
Put up some lights and pull down down certain
If this were my home
I'd redecorate and renovate the place from top to bottom
It'll take the skill of 20 Martha Stewarts
And Honey, I got em.
If this were my home I'd greet every patron with a friendly smile
Serve them up the extra with flair and style
Let them see we always go the extra mile
If this were my home (x3)
Album Version[]
What a disgrace.
Just look at this place
Mired in the darkness and gloom
I say out with the dreary and in with the cheery
Let's fix up and brighten this room.
If this were my home I'd start by giving it a darn good dusting
Scrape off the crust where the crust is crusting
Throw off the rust where the rust is rusting
If this were my home.
If this were my home I'd give all the furniture a coat of varnish
Shine up the silverware that's dull and tarnished
Dress up the meals with a decorative garnish
If this were my home
I'd redecorate and renovate the place from top to bottom
It'll take the skill of 20 Martha Stewarts
And Honey, I got em.
If this were my home I'd mend every tatter and fray for certain
Add a dash of flash and a pinch of pertain
Put up the lights and pull down the curtain
If this were my home
If this were my home I'd give it some glitter and sparkle and luster
What if the Beet starts to blow and bluster?
I'd give him a piece of my mind, then Buster!
If this were my home
I'd toss out these plants that haven't been alive for years
And let's lose the mangy stuffed animals too
That's music to my ears.
If this were my home I'd greet every patron with a friendly smile
Serve them up the extra with flair and style
Let them see we always go the extra mile
If this were my home (x3)
Trivia[]
Real World Referances[]
- Martha Stewart is an american businesswoman known for her famous recipes.