Dr. Jiggle (Jimmy Gourd): Ever since I was a little boy in widely taylor pants, my only aspiration was to be a gourd who'd dance! But for what its worth my portly girth only serve to make folks giggle. For the more I move, the more I prove all I could do was... jiggle. I want to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaance! I want to grooooooooooooooooove! I need to feel the rush of the wind under my shoooooooooooooes. I want to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance.
Mr Butterbun (Scooter): Though your only aspiration was to be a gourd who danced.
Dr. Jiggle: What I never knew that I could do in widely tailored pants.
Poole (Larry the Cucumber): But for what it's worth your portly girth doesn't make me want to giggle.
Mr. Butterbun: Though dense when weighed, you're specially made.
Poole: We love our Dr. Jiggle!
Dr. Jiggle: I want to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaance! I want to grooooooooooooooooove! I need to feel the rush, of the wind! Ha ha ha! Under my shoooooooooooooes.
Everyone: He wants to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaance! He wants to grooooooooooooooooove! He needs to feel the rush, of the wind! Under his shoooooooooooooes. I want to dance!
- The disco version of this song was included in Sing-Alongs: Dance of the Cucumber.