I'm a Crossing Guard

I'm a Crossing Guard is a song from VeggieTales in the House episode, Crossing Guard. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber.

Lyrics[]

Larry: Quit speeding on that tricycle

Your crime spree now must end!

I'll bust you for that bad haircut

So our streets are safe again!

Don't talk with your mouth full

Or you're gonna feel my wrath!

Kid with the dirty face

I order you to take a bath!

It's gonna be your loss

If you give my rules a toss

I'm a crossing guard that's cross

At this crossing I'm the boss!

So don't cross the crossing guard

Or with a crime you will be charged!

With the fist of the law

I'll come down hard

So don't cross the crossing guard!

Those pants are a felony offense

And tuck in that shirt tail

And you there slurping root beer

How 'bout a night in jail?

And you there kid, let's see you smile

You're not allowed to scowl

And by order of the crossing guard

You must pluck that unibrow!