I'm So Blessed is a song from Samson's Bad Hair Day. It is sung by Mr. Lunt, Miss Achmetha, Laura Carrot, and several background characters.
Lyrics[]
Mr. Lunt: Hey, Philistines, my hair is long, I'm super strong! If you think you can defeat me, ha! You're wrong!
Oh thank you Lord, I'm so blessed!
These Philistines have kept us so oppressed!
There ain't nobody stronger who's hair is any longer.
I'm set apart to do what you request!
Miss Achmetha and Citizens: A Nazarite does not drink wine!
If a cup is offered up, you must decline!
Mr. Lunt: So let me get this straight; if I want to celebrate,
I've got to ask for goat's milk in my stein?
Miss Achmetha and Citizens: Yeah! Fill a stein with anything but wine!
Mr. Lunt: Okay, I promise.
Archibald: Samson turned out to be really good at fighting Philistines, but really bad with keeping his Nazarite promises. Soon after winning a big battle, Samson had a big party and drank a lot of wine.
Mr. Lunt: Ha, ha, ha! Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oof!
Archibald: Samson broke his first vow, but his hair continued to grow longer, and he kept growing stronger!
Mr. Lunt: Oh thank you Lord, I'm so blessed!
I love to see the ladies so impressed!
Ain't nobody better lookin' who's biceps are so cookin'.
I'm set apart to do what you request!
Laura Carrot, Miss Achmetha, and Citizens: Keep away from anything that's dead!
You can only touch the living things instead!
Mr. Lunt: What?! Help me understand to head the Lord's command!
If I touch it, then it's got to have a head? (Miss Achmetha and Citizens: Ooooooh-oooooh-oooooh-oooooh-ooooooh!)
Laura Carrot, Miss Achmetha, and Citizens: And if you took a head, make sure that it's not dead!
Mr. Lunt: Okay, I promise.
Archibald: Samson went on to defeat another bunch of Philistines, not with his bare hands or with a sword, but with the jawbone of a donkey!
Mr. Lunt: You're making me sound like a maniac! I swung the jawbone of a donkey?
Archibald: Even after Samson broke his second vow...
Mr. Lunt: AAAAHHH!!!
Archibald: ...God kept him strong, and he continued to fight the Philistines.
Mr. Lunt: Oh thank you Lord, I'm so blessed!
They up and run when I'm puffin' out my chest!
No one's near as mighty, who looks so dynamite-y.
It feels so good to be better than the rest!
Yeah, I like doing what I like to do the best!
Oh thank you Lord, I'm so very, very blessed!
Laura, Miss Achmetha, and Citizens: Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, he's so blessed!
Mr. Lunt: I am blessed, I am amazingly blessed!
Yes I am!