How Now Easter Cow is a song from A Very Veggie Easter. It is sung by Larry.
Lyrics[]
Larry: Before the bunny show,
The legend here was told.
The first to hide the eggs
Was a long-horn with four legs.
Instead of hiding eggs
Behind the shrubs and lilacs,
He was always caught
Feeding his seven stomachs.
This critter had a hunger and so this is what he did:
He ate up all the grasses where the goodies should be hid.
He tried to kick the habit,
Have something else to munch,
But the only patches working
Were the ones he had for lunch!
Larry and Kids: Oh, How now Easter Cow
Will you get off the grass?
How now Easter Cow
Do you eat grass so fast?
How now Easter Cow
Do you eat all those buds?
How wow bow wow meow Easter cow
Will you stop chewing cud?
Larry: His sidekick was a hare.
The bunny waited there
For him to get his fill up.
He ate until he hiccuped.
By dawn's early light
You could see the lawn was gone.
Just when hope had dimmed,
The rabbit's plan was drawn.
He said "til you get help" I'll be the one who is in charge here.
The Easter cow said "Bless you" and he headed for some clover.
Easter changed forever
When the rabbit hid the eggs,
But we still miss that bovine -
Two ears, one moo, four legs.
Larry and Kids: Oh, How now Easter Cow
Will you get off the grass?
How now Easter Cow
Do you eat grass so fast?
How now Easter Cow
Do you eat all those buds?
How wow bow wow meow Easter cow
Will you stop chewing cud?
Larry: Sing along!
Larry and Kids: Moo-Moo, Moo-Moo
Moo-Moo, Moo-Moo, Moo-Moo
Moo-Moo, Moo-Moo
Moo-Moo, Moo-Moo, Moo-Moo
Larry: Your herbivorian tastes
Cost you your Easter place!
I am sorry if this hurts.
You've got no bunny traits.
Larry and Kids: Moo-moo-moo, moo-moo
Moo-moo, moo-moo, moo-moo
Larry and Kids: Oh, How now Easter Cow
Will you get off the grass?
How now Easter Cow
Do you eat grass so fast?
How now Easter Cow
Do you eat all those buds?
How wow bow wow meow Easter cow
Larry: Will you stop chewing cud?
Fun Facts[]
Real-World References[]
- The song's title is a pun on the phrase "how now brown cow."