Helpful Young Saint Nicholas is a song from Saint Nicholas: A Story of Joyful Giving and is a parody of Jolly Old Saint Nicholas. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber
Lyrics[]
Nicholas: Oh for goodness sake. (Octavius shows up in another funny suit that resembles Wonder Woman)
Octavius: Don't you say a thing.
Larry
Helpful young Saint Nicholas slandering this way
Helping girls in danger of being locked away
All the stockings you will find hanging in a row (Octavius: Better luck tomorrow.)
They wait for you expectingly to fill them up with gold
Nicholas: We may need to cause a distraction.
Octavius: Like this outfit isn't distracting enough?
Nicholas: That's it! Show yourself, then run for it. We'll meet back at the house.
Octavius: What if i get caught?
Nicholas: Know that it will be for a good cause.
Octavius: Why does that not make me feel better? (goes to the Roman guards) Oh no! The place is surrounded! I had better run for it! (runs, then comes back) Ahem. I said, I had better run for it! (runs with the guards giving chase)
Larry
Gustav wants to catch you to end your helpful ways
So you wear disguises to keep his guards at bay
Girl 1 got a piece of bling, the others need one too
Don't fail us young Nicholas, we all depend-
(The lattice Nicholas is hanging from breaks and he falls)
Larry
Don't fail us young Nicholas, we all depend on you
Daughter 2: Oh! Father, come quickly!
Employee: Where are you? Who are you? I must thank you!