Helpful Young Saint Nicholas is a song from Saint Nicholas: A Story of Joyful Giving and is a parody of Jolly Old Saint Nicholas. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber.
Lyrics[]
Nicholas: Oh for goodness sake. (Octavius shows up in another funny suit that resembles Wonder Woman)
Octavius: Don't you say a thing.
Larry: Helpful young Saint Nicholas lend your aid this way
Helping girls in danger of being locked away
All the stockings you will find hanging in a row (Octavius: Better luck tomorrow.)
They wait for you expectingly to fill them up with gold
Nicholas: We may need to cause a distraction.
Octavius: Like this outfit isn't distracting enough?
Nicholas: That's it! Show yourself, then run for it. We'll meet back at the house.
Octavius: What if I get caught?
Nicholas: Know that it will be for a good cause.
Octavius: Why does that not make me feel better? (goes to the Roman guards) Oh no! The place is surrounded! I had better run for it! (runs, then comes back) Ahem. I said, I had better run for it! (runs with the guards giving chase)
Larry: Gustav wants to catch you to end your helpful ways
So you wear disguises to keep his guards at bay
Girl 1 got a piece of bling, the others need one too
Don't fail us young Nicholas, we all depend-
(The lattice Nicholas is hanging from breaks and he falls)
Larry: Don't fail us young Nicholas, we all depend on you
Daughter 2: Oh! Father, come quickly!
Employee: Where are you? Who are you? I must thank you!