Man 1 :He's accepted the challenge from Gourd;
Man 1: They say he's a quitter, He'd better get fitter or Scallion will surely succumb
Man 1: So tame your expressions of glee.
Man 2: On this subject we pray you be Mum.
Man 2: You'll find they're not many. Who'll fight for a penny? This bike's worth a rather large sum
Man 2: A very good bargain indeed
Chorus left: On this subject we pray you be mum. Mum-mum!
Chorus right: Oh this bike's worth a rather large sum. Sum-Sum!
Chorus: You'll find there are not many,
Chorus left: not many,
Chorus right: Not many
Chorus left: who'll fight for a penny
Chorus right: It's a very good bargain indeed
Chorus left: It's a very good doctor he'll need
Chorus right: As you can see a good bargain indeed,
Chorus left: As you can see a good doctor he'll need,
Chorus: Yes indeed, yes indeed! (2x)
Chorus: Oh, the training, he says he'll do none
Chorus left: None-none!
Man with low voice: Thinks Scallion's a quitter, He won't get much fitter. In two seconds, the match will be done
Chorus left: Done-done!
Chorus: Stay tuned, This is just getting fun. Fun fun! (2x) So much fun!
- Like most of the songs from the episode, it's based from a song from Gilbert and Sullivan's musical, "The Mikado". In this case, it's "Finale, Act II".
- We hear 2 voices saying "Thinks Scallion's a quitter, he won't get much fitter, in two seconds, the match will be done" although we can only see 1 person's mouth moving.