Goldie's Hogbottom Lard is a song that was written by Cavis Appythart and Millward Phelps in the beginning of their song writing careers. It is sung by the Chiswick Crooners.
Lyrics
'Tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard
Ode 'tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard
It taste so thick and rich
For if your tongue will itch
For Goldie's Hogbottom Lard
'Tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard
Ode 'tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard
So smooth and sweet to swaller
If you don't have it, you will holler
For Goldie's Hogbottom Lard
Give me my goldies!
Fun Facts
- This song can be found as an Easter Egg in the "Fun" section on The Star of Christmas DVD.