Food-a-Lator is a song from It's Cool to Be Kind. It is sung by Jimmy and Jerry Gourd.
Lyrics[]
Jimmy: I know what you're wondering, can it go any faster? Well, Jerry?
Jerry: Demonstrate! Say you want a baked potater, leave it to the Food-a-Lator!
Jimmy: We can make it all go faster from the hopper to the blaster!
Jimmy: How about even faster?
Jerry: If you're hungry and you're ready, here's an order of spaghetti!
Jimmy: We'll go faster, never slower, if the blaster's aim is lower!
Jerry: Hungry for a ham on rye? Wash it down with cherry pie!
Jimmy: Move the blaster to the south, shoot it right into your mouth!
Jerry: I scream, you scream, we scream too!
Jimmy: Seventeen flavors right at you!
Jimmy: Uh-oh!
Jerry: Too much ice cream!
Pa: Should we do something?
Petunia: Ya think?
Mr. Nezzer: AAAH!