Flushing in Vain is the fourth song from The Star of Christmas. It is sung by Effie Pickering and Jimmy Gourd with dialogue from Millward, Cavis, and Seymour.
Lyrics[]
Millward: Okay from the top
Effie Pickering: Thank you sir, for coming, for i think a have a leak.
Jimmy Gourd: Show me where the trouble is, i‘d like to take a peek.
Effie Pickering: Here beneath the counter is the place where you'll find the trouble!
Jimmy: I'd like to fix it on the double.
Millward: Great! Great! Not bad, huh?
Cavis: Not bad at all. It could be bigger though. How are we doing on the lights, Seymour?
Seymour: Well, I got more lights, but there's no more room on the scenery.
Cavis: Hmmmmm... Who says we can only put them on the scenery?
Seymour: (chuckles nervously)
Millward: With feeling!
Jimmy: Your pipes are corroded, the water won't drain,
Your toilet exploded, you're flushing in VAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNN!!!
Cavis: Great! Seymour? Ha. You'll have those working in no time, right Seymour?
Seymour: Eh, sure.
Cavis: Then i think its time to call the prince! He'll be very excited to hear about this!