Don't Need a Mustache is a song that was featured in the VeggieTales in the House episode, Bob and the Awesome Frosting Mustache. It was sung by Bob.
Lyrics[]
Bob: Well, the Lord is my shepherd and I know one thing
I don't need a mustache
To prove I'm something I've changed my tune
Now here's what I sing the only thing I lack is... nothing
One, two, three, four
M-M-M-M-Mustache on my face
No, I don't need no mustache to rock
M-M-M-M-Mustache made of frosting
I'm glad you m-m-melted off
Don't need no Mustache Frosting
Crowd: He don't need no Mustache Frosting
Bob: I know that I lack nothing
(Larry joins Bob and Madame Blueberry.)
Crowd: (singing) He knows that he lacks nothing
Larry: (gargling and yodeling)
Bob: I don't lack it
Madame Blueberry: No
Bob: I don't lack it
Crowd: He doesn't need it
He lacks nothing, Nothing, Nothing, Nothing, nothing, nothing
(Pa Grape, Jean-Claude, Phillipe, Laura, and Jerry also join Bob, Larry, and Madame Blueberry.)
All: Don't need no musta wusta musta wusta busta busta musta mustache
Don't need a, need a mustache
Bob: Musta wusta frosta frosting frosting frosting
Yeah!
All: Mus-mus-mus-mustache
Bob: Yeah!