"Do the Moo Shoo" is a Silly Song that starts in the middle of The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown. It is performed by Larry the Cucumber and Mr. Lunt. Lyrically, the song is a long string of various Chinese foods.
Boyz in the Sink later did a version of the song in their namesake album.
Lyrics
Original
Larry the Cucumber/Mr. Lunt: Chicken!
Mr. Lunt: Kung Pao-
Larry the Cucumber: Chicken!
Mr. Lunt: Mongolian-
Larry the Cucumber: Chicken!
Mr. Lunt: Sweet and sour-
Larry the Cucumber: Chicken!
Mr. Lunt: Cashew-
Larry the Cucumber: Chicken!
Mr. Lunt and Larry the Cucumber: Do the Moo Shoo! Moo Shoo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo. Moo Moo Shoo Moo Moo Moo Moo Shoo Shoo.
Female voice: Do the Moo Shoo!
Larry the Cucumber/Mr. Lunt: Pork!
Larry the Cucumber: Mandarin-
Mr. Lunt: Pork!
Larry the Cucumber: Barbecued-
Mr. Lunt: Pork!
Larry the Cucumber: Sweet and sour-
Mr. Lunt: Pork!
Larry the Cucumber: Spicy shredded-
Mr. Lunt: Pork!
Larry the Cucumber/Mr. Lunt: Do the Tofu! Tofu fu T-To to T-Tofu fu. Fo fo Tu T-To to T-Tofu
Mr. Lunt: Stop! Break a fortune cookie.
Larry the Cucumber: (opens it and reads) "Beware of grape with wooden mallet."
Mr. Lunt: Ain't that the truth.
Boyz in the Sink Version
Boyz: Do the Moo Shoo!
Apollo Gourd: Do the Moo Shoo!
Boyz: Do the Moo Shoo!
Apollo Gourd: Do the Moo Shoo! Kung Pa-
Boyz: Chicken!
Apollo Gourd: Mongolian-
Boyz: Chicken!
Apollo Gourd: Sweet and Sour-
Boyz: Chicken!
Apollo Gourd: Cashew-
Boyz: Chicken! Do the Moo Shoo!
Apollo Gourd: Moo Shoo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo.
Boyz: Moo Shoo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo.
Apollo Gourd: Moo Shoo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo.
Boyz: Moo Shoo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo Moo Moo Shoo.
Larry the Cucumber: Mandarin-
Apollo Gourd: Pork!
Mr. Lunt: Barbecued-
Apollo Gourd: Pork!
Jimmy Gourd: Sweet and Sour-
Apollo Gourd: Pork!
Junior Asparagus: Spicy Shredded-
Apollo Gourd: Pork!
Mr. Lunt: Do the Tofu!
Apollo Gourd: Fo fo Tu T-To to T-Tufo
Boyz: Fo fo Tu T-To to T-Tufo
Apollo Gourd: Fo fo Tu T-To to T-Tufo
Boyz: Fo fo Tu T-To to T-Tufo
Junior Asparagus: Lemon Pepper-
Apollo Gourd: Duck!
Jimmy Gourd: Honey Walnut-
Apollo Gourd: Shrimp!
Mr. Lunt: Stir Fried-
Apollo Gourd: Rice!
Larry the Cucumber: Wonton-
Apollo Gourd: Soup!
Junior Asparagus: Dandan-
Apollo Gourd: Noodles!
Jimmy Gourd: Tangerine!
Apollo Gourd: Ramen!
Mr. Lunt: Fortune-
Apollo Gourd: Cookie!
Larry the Cucumber: Shanghai-
Apollo Gourd: Cucumber!
Larry the Cucumber: Hi-ya!
Apollo Gourd: Do the Moo Shoo!
Trivia
- This is the first Silly Song without an opening title card, though Pa Grape mentions the term "Silly Song" before the song begins.
- This is the first Silly Song where the countertop is absent, even though it technically takes place on it, as the entire song is animated in a flashy background where the countertop's distinctives are obscured.
- This does not include the moments leading up to the lyrics and the ending where Larry cracks a fortune cookie as the music ends, where the animation is back to normal.
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