Cheeseburger is a song that was featured on the Boyz in the Sink album. It is sung by the Boyz.
Lyrics[]
Larry: It started in the morning
With berries and whole wheat
And then it moved to lunches
With low carb wraps no meat
And then to our frustration
The one that made him stray
The ultimate creation
Organic food buffets
Mr. Lunt: I thought I could just
Replace you with soy
But it's not the real McCoy
Hickory smoked
Boyz: Cheeseburger!
Mr. Lunt: Ketchup soaked
Boyz: Cheeseburger!
Larry: He's diggin' on foods
Trendy and new
Yogurt, soy chips
And fat free tofu
Mr. Lunt: Crispy fries
Boyz: Cheeseburger!
Mr. Lunt: Super size
Boyz: Cheeseburger!
Cheeseburger!
Larry: When he wouldn't eat those burgers
We begged him to retreat
He said...
Mr. Lunt: "You cats are crazy
These bean pies are so sweet"
Larry: But now he sits and wonders
If he can break the spell
That he keeps fallin' under
When passing Burger Bell
Mr. Lunt: I have to stay cool
But they'll think I'm a fool
But I'm starting to drool
Mr. Lunt: Drive-thru snacks
Boyz: Cheeseburger!
Mr. Lunt: Value packs
Boyz: Cheeseburger!
Larry: He's diggin' on foods
Trendy and new
Junior: Trail mix, green tea
And tuna fish stew
Mr. Lunt: Special sauce
Boyz: Cheeseburger!
Mr. Lunt: You're the boss
Boyz: Cheeseburger!
Cheeseburger!
Will he come back
When the cravings attack?
Is the cheeseburger the one
That's still his special snack?
I think he found out
At the picnic out back
That the rice cakes
And the spinach pies
Just make him yack!
Oh man! This can't be right
I'm dealin' with a meal
That only birds would like!
Oh, you gotta know
That he's wantin' all that
Extra mayo, double cheese
Fifty grams of fat
I can't take no more
I need my cheeseburger
Light the girl, cook up a thrill
He needs that burger now!
Late night runs
Cheeseburger!
Seedy buns
Ch-ch-cheeseburger!
When it's late at night
And he needs some food
Just leave on the light
At the late night drive through
Onion rings
Cheeseburger!
With that zing
Ch-ch-cheeseburger!
You'll be his special snake
When the cravings attack
Oh, I feel the love
Triple meat
Cheeseburger!
I repeat
Ch-ch-cheeseburger!
Yo Mr. Lunt and all the Boyz
What's that you say
"We've made our choice"
Cheeseburger!
Ch-ch-cheeseburger!
Give me that burger
Make it a double
Cheeseburger!