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Call On Us is a song featured in the VeggieTales episode Sheerluck Holmes and the Golden Ruler. It is sung Sheerluck and Watson. It is later reprised as the finale song.

In the live show God Made You Special, it was sung by Larry, Junior, Hazel and Jessie. A reprise of the song was featured and sung by all 4 with Pa Grape.

Lyrics[]

Sheerluck: If all of you are wondering what I found in all my wandering, here's a clue for you; I knew just what to do.

Watson: And, uh, me too.

Both: If a crime has been committed which makes you rather curious.

Watson: While culprits and solutions lurk, elusive and impervious.

Sheerluck: And fancy words bewilder you and make you feel ridiculous.

Both: The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone and call on-

Sheerluck: Me! Just call 1-800-Sheerluck. Operators are standing by.

Both: We're so thorough in our searching as we sift and sort and sleuth for clues.

Watson: With faculty for skirting any felon's oft deceptive ruse.

Sheerluck: What? Uh, we never leave the job except to snack and maybe take a snooze.

Both: Offenders best surrender cuz' eventually they're sure to lose!

Watson: It's all probability, really. You see, given that logic and deduction are on our side, a criminal stands a highly diminished chance of succeeding in his misdeed.

Sheerluck: Criminals, what are they thinking?

Both: So if a criminal commits a crime who's hiding in his secret lair.

He thinks the crime was perfect but of certain facts he's unaware.

He's left a print, a nudge, a smudge, a lock of hair upon the stair.

We'll find the clue and track him down and trap him in his secret lair!

Sheerluck: It seems they're always in their secret lair.

The lesson here for all to see is really rather obvious:

When Sheerluck Holmes is on a case-

Nommy: It's sure to be melodious!

Watson: In the course of litigation our opposers pleas are tenuous.

Sheerluck: Following your fancy talk is getting rather strenuous.

Both: The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone, wait for the tone, and call on...

Sheerluck: Me!

Both: If a crime has been committed which makes you rather curious.

Watson: While culprits and solutions lurk, elusive and impervious.

Sheerluck: And fancy words bewilder you and make you feel ridiculous.

Both: The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone and call on us!

Watson: A team that's not defeated.

Sheerluck: When I treat you like I want to-

Watson: Be treated!

Sheerluck: We're so thorough in our searching as we sift and sort and sleuth for clues.

Watson: With faculty for skirting any felon's oft deceptive ruse.

Both: Recover any treasure be it gold or silver, cash or jewels.

Watson: No criminal our wits defy.

Sheerluck: They may as well not even try!

Both: As long as these two friends live by the Golden Rule!

Sheerluck: If all of you are wondering what I found in all my wandering, here's a clue for you; I knew just what to do.

Watson: And, uh, me too.

Both: If a crime has been committed which makes you rather curious.

Watson: While culprits and solutions lurk, elusive and impervious.

Sheerluck: And fancy words bewilder you and make you feel ridiculous.

Both: The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone and call on-

Sheerluck: Me! Just call... Sheerluck. Operators are standing by.

Both: So if a criminal commits a crime who's hiding in his secret lair.

He thinks the crime was perfect but of certain facts he's unaware.

He's left a print, a nudge, a smudge, a lock of hair upon the stair.

We'll find the clue and track him down and trap him in his secret lair!

Sheerluck: It seems they're always in their secret lair.

The lesson here for all to see is really rather obvious:

When Sheerluck Holmes is on a case-

Nommy: It's sure to be melodious!

Watson: In the course of litigation our opposers pleas are tenuous.

Sheerluck: Following your fancy talk is getting rather strenuous.

Both: The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone, wait for the tone, and call on...

Sheerluck: Me!

Jessie, Junior, Hazel, and Larry: If a crime has been committed which makes you rather curious.

Jessie: While culprits and solutions lurk, elusive and impervious.

Junior: And fancy words bewilder you and make you feel ridiculous.

All four: The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone and call on-

Larry: Me!

Junior: What's everyone talking about? Who's missing? What's going on?

Larry: We're so thorough in our searching as we sift and sort and sleuth for clues.

Jessie: With faculty for skirting any felon's oft deceptive ruse.

Larry: What? Uh, we never leave the job except to snack and maybe take a snooze.

All : Offenders best surrender cuz' eventually they're sure to lose!

Hazel: It's all probability, really. You see, given that logic and deduction are on our side, a criminal stands a highly diminished chance of succeeding in his misdeed.

All: So if a criminal commits a crime who's hiding in his secret lair.

He thinks the crime was perfect but of certain facts he's unaware.

He's left a print, a nudge, a smudge, a lock of hair upon the stair.

We'll find the clue and track him down and trap him in his secret lair!

Jessie: It seems they're always in their secret lair.

Larry: The lesson here for all to see is really rather obvious:

Jessie: When all of us are on a case

Hazel: It's sure to be melodious!

Jessie: In the course of litigation our opposers pleas are tenuous.

Junior: Following your fancy talk is getting rather strenuous.

All four: The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone, wait for the tone, and call on...

Larry: Me!

Jessi, Hazel, Junior and Larry: We're so thorough in our searching-

Pa Grape: As You sift and sort and sleuth for clues.

Hazel: And if we do not search, we're not sure what to do!

Pa Grape: Huh? We never leave the job except to snack and maybe take a snooze.

All four: It's a double whammy photo-op matter that will sure to sink the blues!

Junior: It's all probability, really. You see, considering that logic and deduction are on our side, a criminal stands a highly diminished chance of succeeding in his or her misdeed.

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