This is the transcript for Burgers for Sale.
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The episode starts outside Pa Grape's Store, inside Madame Blueberry is making a Sandwich
(Madame Blueberry grunting)
Madame Blueberry: Bread, Tomato, Salami, mayonnaise! Ha-Ha!
Pa Grape: Very good. But if you're gonna be my sandwich maker, there's one more thing I mush teach you.
Madame Blueberry: Do tell.
Pa Grape: Be polite. If you treat people with respect, they'll keep coming back.
Larry: I'm ready for a sandy-wich. One sandwich, please.
Madame Blueberry: (grunts) Bread, Tomato, Salami, mayonnaise!
(Larry is about to eat his Sandwhich but Ichabeezer sneaks up and takes it from him)
Ichabeezer: Forget sandwiches.
Larry: (Shrieks)
Ichabeezer: Have a Ichaburger from my new fast food joint. Here's a coupon
(He gives coupons to Pa Grape, Madame Blueberry, and Bob)
Pa Grape: Half off one half percent?
Ichabeezer: (laughs smugly)
Larry: (signs contently)
Ichabeezer: Pretty good deal, huh?
Madame Blueberry: And where is this eatery located?
Ichabeezer: Downtown, where the action is. Once I'm finishing hiring, we'll do ten times the business.
Madame Blueberry: Ooh, the city. Things are so fast-paced. So much hustle and bustle.
Larry: And stop lights.
Ichabeezer: You know what? Once your patrons find out about my tasty burgers, they'll never be back.
Madame Blueberry: Unless they want a sandwich.
(Ichabeezer rolls his eyes and leaves the store, Bob and Larry follow him and catch up)
Bob: Hey Ichabeezer, are you hiring? Larry and I would love to flip some burgers and make some milk shakes.
Ichabeezer: Sure, I could use someone with a good hand on their shoulder, or whatever your hand is on, the crowds I guess (he leaves)
Bob: Looks like we just got jobs in the Big City.
(Dissolve to Bob and Larry looking at the City in Awe)
Bob: (gasps)
(car honks)
Larry and Bob: Whoa (gasps)
(cars honking)
Larry and Bob: Ooh!
Bob: (gasps)
Veggie 1: Out of the way. Coming through.
(whistle blowing)
Bob: I can't believe how fast they built this new city.
Larry: It's so tall.
Veggie 2: Watch it, bub!
Bob: Whoa. What's the big rush? People need to calm down.
Larry: Yeah, it's not like they're late to their first day of work like we are
Both: We're late for work!
Larry: Excuse me. Look out.
Bob: Coming through. Hey.
Larry: (exclaiming in panic)
Bob: Gotta get to work. Nice hat.
Tom Celeriac: When I eat a hamburger, I make sure it's a Ichaburger. And I eat it in slow motion while jumping away from explosions. Ohm-nom-nom-nom.
(After Ichabeezer sees that Commercial of Tom Celeriac on TV, we see there's a line up)
Ichabeezer: (laughs smugly) Oh, Bob and Larry better get here soon.
(Bob and Larry enter the restaurant panting.)
Larry: This place is hopping.
Ichabeezer: Well then, hop to it. There's no time to waste.
(Bob and Larry put on their Ichaburger hats while Bob gets a Clipboard)
Larry: Why does Bob get a Clipboard?
Ichabeezer: He's the crew manager. I need you to get this crew under control.
Jimmy: (running out of the kitchen with a Hamburger on a Plate) Make way!
Bacon Bill: (popping out of the kitchen with a Patty on the Spatula) Patty comin' through!
(Bill slingshots the patty with the Spatula making it hit the fan and landing right on Bob's face)
Tina: (coming out of the Kitchen holding a slice of Cheese) I got Cheese (x2)
(Tina and Jimmy run into each other and fall on their backs)
Ichabeezer: Good luck, Bob. Larry, you take the orders.
Larry: (gasps) Hello, Welcome to Ichaburger.
Broccoli: (impatiently) I ordered my food six minutes ago!
(Ichabeezer takes he Patty off of Bob's face and places it on the Bun in the Burger Box on the Blue Tray)
Broccoli: (disgusted) This has Face all over it! (he hops away)
(Jerry is next in line)
Ichabeezer: Next! (to Larry) Now you try it, your priority is to be fast, Go!
Larry: Hello, Welcome to Ichaburger.
Jerry: Hi!
Larry: May I--
Ichabeezer: Faster Larry!
Larry: (faster) Welcome to Ichaburger. May I--?
Ichabeezer: Faster!
Larry: Welcome to Ichaburger, May I--?
Ichabeezer: (grabbing Larry) No Messin' Around! Hustle! I'm Timin' Ya!
Larry: Order! (to Jerry, impatiently) TELL ME IT!
Jerry: Um
Larry: OUT WITH IT MAN!
Jerry: Um, Ham--?
Larry: --Burger! Hamburger! Money next!
Bacon Bill: (Coming out of the Kitchen with a Burger Box) Burger Up! (tosses the Box to Larry)
(Larry snatches the dollar Bill from Jerry, puts it in the Cash Register and gives the Burger Box on a Blue Tray to Jerry)
Ichabeezer: Time! I want Faster! The secret to my success will be great burgers and lightening fast service! Hop To!
Larry: You got it, Sir! BURGER!
Bacon Bill: 'NOTHER BRUGER COMING AT YA! (tosses it to Larry)
(Larry says "Burger", places the Burger in the Box on a Blue tray then says "Money" snatches the Dollar Bill from the Customer and places it in the Cash register and gives the Tray to the Customer and says "Next", this goes on for a Corn Man with Black Hair, a Broccoli Woman, and a Carrot Man, as Larry says "Burger" 4 times, Bill tosses a couple more Burgers in the Boxes, meanwhile with Ichabeezer)
Ichabeezer: Let's see how Bob's doing.
(A few more Burgers in Boxes fly behind Ichabeezer as he walks to Bob)
Bob: (to Jimmy) Clean those Trays! Go (x5)
(Jimmy starts to wipe the trays as Tina runs to take the Trays from the Customers)
Tina: Collectin' Through! I'm Takin' Trays!
Corn Man: (to Tina, sternly) I still have a Fry left!
(The other Corn Customers look at Tina angrily and/or shocked, Tina Places the Trays on the Counters in front of Bob and Jimmy)
Bob: (to Tina) Good. (to Jimmy) Now, Clean 'em Jimmy! Front Back Stack!
Jimmy: (doing as Bob told him) Front, Back, Stack! (x2)
(Ichabeezer hops on the counter and cackles)
Ichabeezer: Ichaburger is working! Now I'll finally get what I've always wanted! More money than I already have! I'm off to Play Golf, I'll be back later to collect my Piles of Cash! (hopping out of the Restaurant and there's a line of Corn, Carrots, and Broccoli) Ah! Woo-Woo! Everything is going great! (cackles and gets in his Blue Car and drives away)
(A Broccoli is angrily walking out of the Restaurant)
Corn Woman: So, how are the Burgers?
Broccoli: Who cares, I've never felt so rushed! I left because they were so impolite! (he hops offscreen in a huff)
Corn Woman: Impolite? Oh! That's like, the opposite of Polite, Uncool! (she leaves the line too, along with Corn Man)
(Soon, Dissolve to there's no longer a line outside Ichaburger, Ichabeezer drives back and when he hops out, he sees the Line is gone and he gasps)
Ichabeezer: What?!? Where are all my Customers?!
(Ichabeezer walks into the Restaurant and sees the Place is Vacant, except for one Elderly Carrot still sitting at a Table eating, then sees the Staff)
Larry: What's your order? Oh, Hi-Ya Boss!
Ichabeezer: Where'd all my customers go?
Larry: I dunno, Home?
Ichabeezer: But they should be lined up for miles, this is a Disaster!
Carrot Man: Please Sir, May I have a little more Ketchup?
Ichabeezer: What?!? What am I, a Ketchup Charity?
(The Carrot whimpers at first, then bursts out crying, running out of the restaurant dropping the Burger on the floor)
Ichabeezer: Well there goes another one! What could be driving them away?
Bob: Mr. Ichabeezer Sir, I wanted you to know that even though business has slowed, the crew has not.
(Jimmy is mopping three mops, holding two in his invisible hands and one in his mouth)
Bacon Bill: (holding a Burger on his Spatula) Burger Up! (he flings the Patty in the Bucket Larry is holding)
Tina: (cleaning the Light with a Cloth) Hey Boss, Look at these Lights Shine! (she falls to the floor)
Bob: Yeah yeah, great. What do ya think? Am I a great manager or what?
Ichabeezer: Yeah (x2) Great! (he leaves the Restaurant as Bob and Larry look at each other) What am I doing wrong? Why does Pa Grape get constant business while I'm dead in the water? I know! (he opens his trunk and rummages through, he pops his head out donning a Straw Hat, Glasses, and holding a Fake Mustache) I'll go undercover (puts on the Mustache) And find out Pa Grape's secret! (cackles as he gets into his car and drives away)
(Pa Grape is wiping his counter as Ichabeezer walks into the store, Pa Grape says "Welcome" to Ichabeezer)
Ichbeezer: (in a slightly high pitched voice) Uh, Yes, yes, Hello!
(Pa Grape continues wiping the counter and Ichabeezer ops behind the Sardine case)
Ichabeezer: Now let's see here, what's your secret, Grape? (he picks up a Couple Containers and examines them then puts them back)
Corn Woman: P Grape's Sandwiches are so good it's like... what's the Deli? Yo?
Carrot Man: I love a Rye sense of Humor!
Corn Woman: That's no... Baloney! (chuckles) Right?
Ichabeezer: Aha! There must be a secret ingredient in the Sandwiches! I have to find out what it is! (he walks up to the Corn Woman and Carrot Man and speaks in a High Pitched Voice) Oh what yummy looking sandwiches! I'll uh, I'll have what they're having! Thank you!
Madame Blueberry: Watch out People! (she makes the Sandwich and gives it to Ichabeezer)
Pa Grape: Enjoy!
Ichabeezer: Fast service! Ahem (High-Pitched Voice) That's a great trait for a Business to have! (pulls out a magnifying glass and looks through the Sandwich) Bread, Lettuce, Tomato, Cheese, Come on Secret Ingredient, I know you're in here, What?!? (High-Pitched Voice as he pulls out Car Keys) Car Keys?!? (hands them to Madame Blueberry)
Madame Blueberry: Oh, you found my Keys!
Ichabeezer: Oh there's nothing! (his face falls on the Sandwich and sobs) Nothing! No secret ingredient! (his face falls on the Sandwich and sobs again, at that moment, his phone rings and his head pops back up and he answers it) Hello?
Bob: Mr. Ichabeezer? Everyone is quitting!
Ichabeezer: WHAT?!?
Larry: I'm not good at liking Fast Service! (throws his hat on the Ground) It feels more like rude lightening fast service to me!
Tina: Yeah! I'm tired of being impolite, I'm so outta here! (she throws off her hat and storms offscreen)
Bob: I ordered them to unquit but it didn't work! You better think of something fast!
Ichabeezer: That's it Grape! (throws off the Hat and Glasses) I need to know the Secret Ingredient in these Sandwiches! (takes off the Mustache) Tell Me! TELL ME!
Pa Grape: Ichabeezer? That was you?!?
Ichabeezer: Please Grape, I'll pay anything! Gold, Silver, Old Covenant Silver! Just tell me!
Pa Grape: Ichabeezer, there is no Secret Ingredient.
(Ichabeezer falls on his back)
Ichabeezer: It's over! Ichaburger is Done!
Pa Grape: Why didn't you just ask for advice?
(Ichabeezer whimpers sadly)
Corn Woman: Okay, I asked for no pickles, and there are like, 30 pickles on this thing. It's so cruddy!
Ichabeezer: What does Pa Grape look like? A Pickle Removal Service?
Pa Grape: Please I'll handle this, Ma'am, I apologize (takes the sandwich) We'll get you a new sandwich and consider this on the house! We really appreciate your business!
(Madame Blueberry quickly gives her a new Sandwich on a Plate)
Corn Woman: Oh wow, kind words, an apology, what polite service!
Carrot Man: Not like at your Burger Place.
Ichabeezer: That's it isn't it, you were Polite? I... I don't know if I can do this. I guess if it's good for business.
Pa Grape: It's good for life! People matter to God and they should matter to us too, no matter how rushed we are!
(As music starts, Pa Grape takes Ichabeezer out of the store and walks him in the City and to Ichaburger while singing)
Pa Grape: (singing) In the rush, rush, rush
The traffic and the trouble
The downtown life
The hustle and the bustle
In the hurry, hurry, hurry
The scuttle and the scurry
Unplug the hubbub
The flurry and the worry
Take the time to be kind
Turn your love light on
And let it shine
Downtown, uptown, day or night
Let's love our neighbor and be polite
(Enters Ichaburger)
Hold on and listen up!
In the rush, rush, rush
The traffic and the trouble
The downtown life
The hustle and the bustle
I'm callin' all veggies
At work or play
To be polite, it's the veggie way!
(Give the Hats back to the Staff of Ichaburger)
Take the time to be kind
Turn your love light on
And let it shine
Downtown, uptown, day or night
You gotta love your neighbor
Gotta be polite
La la la la la la
That's right!
Ichabeezer: From now on Ichaburger will have the most Polite service in town and I'll try to do better myself.
Bob: Same here, I'm sorry guys.
Larry, Bill, Tina, and Jimmy: Us too, we unquit.
Ichabeezer: Who wants Hamburgers?
(Scene changes to Bill popping his head out of the Kitchen with a Burger in a Box)
Bacon Bill: Unidentified flying burger! (tosses it to Larry who places it on a Blue tray while taking the Carrot Man's order)
Larry: One double-double Ichaburger, millionaire style, with a large drink and a side of fries. Can I get you anything else sir? (gives the tray to the Carrot Man)
Carrot Man: This looks Ham-Tastic! (he walks to a table to eat)
(Tina takes a Tray from a Customer, Bob, Jimmy, and Tina are also wiping the Trays)
Bob: Good job everybody!
(As Larry continues to take the Customers orders as an Elderly Carrot starts to leave the restaurant)
Ichabeezer: Thank you for coming to Ichaburger, oh, let me get the door my good man!
(The Carrot gives Ichabeezer a bow before leaving the restaurant and as a line of customers walk inside Ichaburger, the screen irises out and that's the episode)
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