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'''The Battle Is Not Ours''' is a song fro [[Esther... The Girl Who Became Queen]].
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'''The Joke-a-Matic 5000''' is a DVD game from [[The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment!]]
   
It was performed by Esther, talking about that God is on their side. It was from her Grandmother.
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==How to play==
   
==Lryics==
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Program different punchlines and jokes for the Ventrilomatic to operate.
   
Tell me why, I don't understand
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==List of jokes==
Tell me why, or show me your hand
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#How do you make a milkshake?
Tell me why because I can't see my way through
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#What kind of hair do oceans have?
What now...should I...do
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#Why did the atoms run away?
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#Why was the broom so late to school?
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#How does the moon mow its lawn?
   
(music plays )
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==List of punchlines==
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#Give it a good scare.
(drums play)
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#The wavy kind.
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#It was time to split.
The battle is not ours
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#It over swept.
We look to God above~
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#It clips it, of course.
For He will guide us safely through
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and guard us with His love
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I will not be afraid
 
I will not run and hide~
 
For there is nothing I can't face
 
when God is at my side
 
No, there is nothing I can't face
 
when God is at my side
 
 
The battle is not ours
 
We look to God above
 
For He will guide us safely through
 
and guard us with His love
 
 
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[[Category:Songs]]
 

Revision as of 08:31, May 4, 2014

JokeaMatic5000

The Joke-a-Matic 5000 is a DVD game from The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment!

How to play

Program different punchlines and jokes for the Ventrilomatic to operate.

List of jokes

  1. How do you make a milkshake?
  2. What kind of hair do oceans have?
  3. Why did the atoms run away?
  4. Why was the broom so late to school?
  5. How does the moon mow its lawn?

List of punchlines

  1. Give it a good scare.
  2. The wavy kind.
  3. It was time to split.
  4. It over swept.
  5. It clips it, of course.
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