Bicycle Built for Two is a song that was featured in On the Road with Bob & Larry. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber and Junior Asparagus.
Lyrics[]
Larry: Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy
All for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two
Junior: Hey, that sounds like fun. Can I try with you, Larry? It's built for two, you know.
Larry: Sure
Larry, Junior, and Kids: Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy
All for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two
Larry: Ah, that Daisy, I remember Daisy finally. The first time I saw her, she was in a big field full of roses, just roses and Daisy.
Junior: Did you pick her?
Larry: Yeah, I picked her 'cause it's a lot easier to pick a daisy than it is to pick a rose.
Junior: Did you ever pick your nose?
Larry: No.
Junior: Me neither. (pause) Did your bike have a banana seat?
Larry: Yeah.
Larry, Junior, and Kids: Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy
All for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two
But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two