Best Friends Forever (shortened as B.F.F) is the 34th Silly Song.
Announcer: And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Best Friends Forever", the part of the show where Best Friends Forever come out and sing a silly song.
Laura: You're my B-F. (text translated to Best Friend)
Papaya: You're my B-F-F. (text translated to Best Friend Forever)
Laura: You're my B-F and F-L. (text translated to Best Friend For Life)
Papaya: You're my B-F-F-L-N-M-W. (text translated to Best Friend For Life No Matter What)
Both: Gee, I think you're swell.
Papaya: T-4-B-U. (text translated to Thanks For Being You)
Laura: T-X-U-2! (text translated to Thank You Too)
Papaya: U-R-W-L-O-L. (text translated to You Are Welcome Laugh Out Loud)
Laura: My B-F-F-L-N-M-W. (text translated to Best Friend For Life No Matter What)
Both: Gee, I think you're swell!
There's no one like you, You're so easy to talk to, It's agreed, All we need, Is punctuated conversation with some brief abbreviations!
Laura: One thing I know, I-M-H-O (text translated to In My Humble Opinion) Though I-A-N-A-L (text translated to I Am Not A Lawyer) I'll always be your less-sign-3( translated to <3- heart!) Cuz' gee, I think you're swell!
Papaya: I think so too! U-C-M-U (Translated to You Crack Me Up) You'll never be O-T-L (Translated to Out To Lunch) With you I am in V-G-C (Translated to Very Good Company)
Both: 'Cuz gee, I think you're swell!
There's no one like you, You're so easy to talk to It's agreed, All we need, Is concise communication with some added condensations!
Laura: F-A-I-C A-I-S-B U-R-T-T-L-Y-C (text translated to As Far As I'm Concerned, As It Should Be, You Are Totally Cool)
Papaya: I-C-A-M B-I-O-N U-R-2-G-2-B-T (text translated to I Couldn't Agree More, Believe It Or Not, You Are Too Good To Be True)
Laura: T-Y-S-M I HEART U SO Y-T-B-I-M-O (text translated to Thank You So Much, I <3 You So, You're the Best In My Opinion)
Papaya: I HEART U 2 Y-C-L-I-U B-G-B-T-W (text translated to I <3 You Too, You Can Look It Up, Big Grin By The Way)
Both: L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L! R-O-T-F-L! (text translated to: Rolling On The Floor Laughing!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! [sigh] 'Cuz gee, I think you're swell! MY B-F AND F-L!
Laura: Gotta go, I'll see ya later!
Laura: (text translated to G2GICYALBER)
Papaya: Oh O.K! (text translated to O.K.)
Announcer: This has been "Silly Songs with BFFs in the WWWNMW", tune in next time to hear Laura say...
Laura: (text translated to My Thumbs R Hurting :()
- This is one of the few limited silly songs done not to have that much action.
- This is Laura's first Silly Song.
- This is the first (and to date only) appearance of Papaya Poppyseed.
- Laura is using a keyboard phone, while Papaya is using a flip phone. These types of phones are considered outdated by modern standards, having long been superseded by smartphones; as such, the older models are frequently referred to as "dumbphones". Because of this, fans have joked that this Silly Song was directed by Bob, who has a history of being behind the times.