Battling Kings is a song that was featured in The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree. It is sung by the French Peas and The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
The song is a parody of We Three Kings.
Lyrics[]
Jean-Claude: Uh-huh!
Phillipe: Let us sing, Jean-Claude! A-ho!
Jean-Claude: Oh, let us sing!
French Peas: We three peas should sing this song
Singing trees are where we belong
Give us room, we'll sing this tune
Our accents are very strong
Oh, we're peas with harmonies so tight
Just choose us and you'll be right
No retreating, no conceding
We can sing to you all night
Mr. Lunt: Get a load of this!
Larry: Ooh!
Pa Grape: (chuckles)
Pirates: Now that we have heard you sing
We won't have to do anything
We'll exceed it, so just beat it
This song needs a Pirate ring
Oh, we're Pirates who do nothing wrong
As we sing our beauteous song
We won't quit, we're too legit
But when you sing, they'll bang the gong
Peas: Take these Pirates off of the stage
Pa Grape: (laughs)
Pirates: Lock these silly peas in a cage
Peas: Truth be told, you're way too old
Pirates: We only improve with age
Jean-Claude: Yeah, right!
All: Oh, we're stars of wonder, stars of night
We're the ones who'll fit just right
No conceding, we're succeeding
We're the group of talk tonight!
Jean Claude: Oh, you're so silly!