Asteroid Cowboys is the 39th Silly Song. It is about Larry, Junior, and Jimmy being Asteroid Cowboys.
The Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Background singers: Asteroid. Asteroid. Asteroid. Asteroid Cowboys.
Larry: Yee-haw! Oh my little rockie dokie your orbit has been stured. Don't dare be sneakin up gotta get back in the herd. It's lonely out in outer space they say it never ends. I know you'll feel much better back here with all your friends.
Larry, Jimmy and Junior: Home, Home out in space. Keeping them asteroids in place. And here they all stay but if one gets a-way we'll dig in our spurs and give chase.
Larry: Let's go get it, boys. On my trusty rocket horsie, so swiftly do I ride. I blaze the trail with fiery tail with my possie at my side.
Jimmy and Junior: Yeah we're his Asteroid Possie. We roam the Milky Way.
Larry, Jimmy and Junior: We lasso up them asteroids if an ay go astray.
Jimmy: (Gets hit by asteroid) Aaaah!
Junior: Didn't see that coming.
Larry: Home, Home out in space. Keeping them Asteroids in place. Oh we gotta take care cause with any air-
Larry, Jimmy and Junior: -The vacum will suck out your face.
Larry: You can't do that on Earth.
Jimmy: It actually kinda hurts when I do that.
(A big asteroid passes by the three. Larry sees it)
Larry: Come on, Boys. That's a big one.
Junior: I think it might be a little too big.
Larry: Giddy up, Possie. Just one more today. Oh why do I chase these asteroids? I suppose it's just my thing. Big or small. I'll rope them all. So yippee-ka-yay I sing. Yee-haw!
Jimmy: Yoppie-kai-yo there, Cowboy!
Junior: You better pull back soon!
Both: You're having fun but cut and run or you'll run into that...
(The Asteriod hits the moon)
Larry: Ow. Sleeping out under the stars. So much beauty out here to admire.
Jimmy: Oh the grounds never derp.
Junior: But when we set up camp-
Jimmy and Larry: It's impossible to light a fire.
Larry: I think it might that no air thing again.
Jimmy: You know you can roast marshmallows on Earth.
Junior: I wanna be a Cowboy on Earth.
(Jimmy once again gets hit by an asteroid)
Jimmy: Aaaah! Me too!
Background singers: Asteroid Cowboys in space. Keeping them asteriods in place.
Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say...
Larry: Come on, Guys. You can't do this on Earth.