Amazing Glazed is a song from It's Cool to Be Kind. It is the second Silly Song of The VeggieTales Show, and the first one to be written by Mike Nawrocki. It is sung by Larry the Cucumber and Billy the Doughnut Puppet.
- Archibald: And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry", the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song!
- Larry: Oh Billy rolled out on the stage, one side of chocolate glazed. In a spotlight sat a squeezebox just a-waitin' to be played! The people shifted in their seats, a hush fell on that place as Billy raised his instrument below his chocolate face. He played a tune so softly, so sweetly did he sing. To his cruller, Mary Joe a-waitin' in the wings.
- Billy: Amazing glazed, amazing glazed! My heart is dazed, my spirits raised! Oh, Mary Joe, amazing glazed!
- Larry: Cupid with his bowstring drawn descended on that scene, his arrow pointed at the heart of that sprinkled beauty queen. Billy smiled then gasped in shock..
- Billy: *gasp!*
- Larry: ..his happiness destroyed. The arrow missed her lovin' heart and sailed right through the void. He played a tune so softly, so sad and full of soul. To his cruller, Mary Joe, and her heartless doughnut hole.
- Billy: Amazing glazed, amazing glazed! My heart is dazed, my spirits raised! Oh Mary Joe, amazing glazed! I love you, but you doughnut love me back!
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